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KARKAT VANTAS (beepbeepmeow) wrote in marinasylum,
@ 2011-05-24 12:13:00

Entry tags:

cielo, eridan ampora, izaya orihara, karkat vantas, kyou sohma, lambdadelta, ryoji mochizuki, terezi pyrope, yosuke hanamura

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That lantern show last night...

[There's a long, considering pause here, as though he's looking for the words to describe the depth of his feelings...]

... You know, I had to watch a turdweasel run about a place where fireflies were trapped under a blanket of tumultuous cloud, winking their asses on and off like some kind of desperate, obscene insect bucket show. I had fucking flashbacks to there. That's what that reminded me of.

[Now there's the sound of his feet stamping along the ground.]

Speaking of bucket shows... Wow. Why the fuck does a computer care who pukes what into whatever receptables a fucking drone comes waddling up to their door with? It's not like it couldn't just incenerate the genetic fluid if it didn't want breeding.

Of course, maybe it's just been a stalwart bustfuck about it so that prisoners can spend more time bitching about bodily autonomy than actually... oh, I don't know, looking for a way out. Kind of a good trick, actually. Simple, but motherfucking effective nonethefuckingless.

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	beepbeepmeow 2011-05-31 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	It's patent bullshit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dyaus 2011-05-31 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	Do you not like it here, den? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2011-05-31 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	No. I don't have time to be here while some shitty clone runs around and fucks up my hard work! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dyaus 2011-05-31 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. I always forget about dat part. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2011-05-31 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	Why are you all so fucking complacent here?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dyaus 2011-05-31 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I mean... dis is place is bettuh dan where I left. And I'm pretty sure I don't have ta be worryin' about any clone. Not from where I left off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2011-05-31 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	... What do you mean? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dyaus 2011-05-31 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	Uh... It was kinda... my last few moments, I tink. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2011-05-31 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	... They took you to a prison when you were fucking dying? What was the fucking point of that? Couldn't they just have fucking waited until you met your maker? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dyaus 2011-05-31 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	Hahaha... Well I already met my makuh, bro! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2011-05-31 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	I hope he wasn't as bitterly disappointed as some other makers I can name. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dyaus 2011-05-31 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	Her! And... I don't tink she was. I hope not, anyway. She's de sweetest tin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2011-05-31 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	Lucky her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dyaus 2011-05-31 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	...Don't know if I'd be callin' her lucky. She got de bad end a' tins a lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2011-05-31 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	I really wish I could give a fuck, but I guess you can do that enough for the both of us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dyaus 2011-05-31 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	Heh. I don't tink you're nearly as bad as you make yourself sound, brudda. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2011-05-31 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks for that backhanded compliment. It warms the cockles of my myogenic muscular organ. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dyaus 2011-05-31 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	It weren't meant to be backhanded! You kinda remind me a' one a' my comrades, is all. Just a little bit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2011-06-01 11:16 am UTC (link)
	Your comrade must be pretty fucking amazing to even be remotely like me. Because there is no one like me. There's only fucking me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dyaus 2011-06-01 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	I wouldn't dream of sayin' you was one and the same! And I t'ink all my comrades are amazin'. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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