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Tweak says, "Sarcasm is a honed skill"

KARKAT VANTAS (beepbeepmeow) wrote in marinasylum,
@ 2011-05-24 12:13:00

Entry tags:

cielo, eridan ampora, izaya orihara, karkat vantas, kyou sohma, lambdadelta, ryoji mochizuki, terezi pyrope, yosuke hanamura

[audio]
That lantern show last night...

[There's a long, considering pause here, as though he's looking for the words to describe the depth of his feelings...]

... You know, I had to watch a turdweasel run about a place where fireflies were trapped under a blanket of tumultuous cloud, winking their asses on and off like some kind of desperate, obscene insect bucket show. I had fucking flashbacks to there. That's what that reminded me of.

[Now there's the sound of his feet stamping along the ground.]

Speaking of bucket shows... Wow. Why the fuck does a computer care who pukes what into whatever receptables a fucking drone comes waddling up to their door with? It's not like it couldn't just incenerate the genetic fluid if it didn't want breeding.

Of course, maybe it's just been a stalwart bustfuck about it so that prisoners can spend more time bitching about bodily autonomy than actually... oh, I don't know, looking for a way out. Kind of a good trick, actually. Simple, but motherfucking effective nonethefuckingless.

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	tsundelta 2011-05-24 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	By idiots trying to escape? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2011-05-24 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	Hey. I have a message for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tsundelta 2011-05-24 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	I'll think about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2011-05-24 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	I hope you think long and hard about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tsundelta 2011-05-24 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	If 'long and hard' is 'ten seconds and not really'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2011-05-24 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	Actually, you know what, you're trying way too fucking hard. I'll save it for someone more deserving. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tsundelta 2011-05-24 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	Your message was going to be something like 'go away' or 'shut up'. Probably will some curses thrown in! So it's obvious my answer will be 'no'. If you don't want people bothering you, then don't say anything in the first place! Or at least say something worthwhile instead of just complaining. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2011-05-24 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	Assumptions will get you nowhere in life, asswaffle. [Read: It was totally going to be that goddammit.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tsundelta 2011-05-24 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	At least you're creative! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2011-05-24 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	Your voice is like nails on my auricular sponge clots. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tsundelta 2011-05-24 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	I can use your voice if that would help you find better insults? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2011-05-25 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	My insults are fine. Now piss off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tsundelta 2011-05-25 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	Your insults are creative, but not every insulting! It's a wonder anyone takes you seriously~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2011-05-25 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	Well that's just their fucking loss, isn't it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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