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KARKAT VANTAS (beepbeepmeow) wrote in marinasylum,
@ 2011-05-24 12:13:00

Entry tags:

cielo, eridan ampora, izaya orihara, karkat vantas, kyou sohma, lambdadelta, ryoji mochizuki, terezi pyrope, yosuke hanamura

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That lantern show last night...

[There's a long, considering pause here, as though he's looking for the words to describe the depth of his feelings...]

... You know, I had to watch a turdweasel run about a place where fireflies were trapped under a blanket of tumultuous cloud, winking their asses on and off like some kind of desperate, obscene insect bucket show. I had fucking flashbacks to there. That's what that reminded me of.

[Now there's the sound of his feet stamping along the ground.]

Speaking of bucket shows... Wow. Why the fuck does a computer care who pukes what into whatever receptables a fucking drone comes waddling up to their door with? It's not like it couldn't just incenerate the genetic fluid if it didn't want breeding.

Of course, maybe it's just been a stalwart bustfuck about it so that prisoners can spend more time bitching about bodily autonomy than actually... oh, I don't know, looking for a way out. Kind of a good trick, actually. Simple, but motherfucking effective nonethefuckingless.

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	yearofthecat 2011-05-24 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	That doesn't make it a word. It just makes you sound like an uneducated asshole! Give me a definition of it. Or hell...of douchecanoe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

beepbeepmeow
2011-05-24 03:42 pm UTC (link)

'Turdweasel'. Noun. One: A degoratory term for someone you believe seems rodent-like. Two: A Mustela covered in shit. Example: 'John is a fucking turdweasel.'

'Douchecanoe'. Noun. One: The fucker I'm talking to. Two: A large sanitary product for female trolls which is meant to clean their flaps but irritates them. Example: 'Why am I still talking to a douchecanoe like this.'

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	yearofthecat 2011-05-24 03:47 pm UTC (link)
	Find them in a dictionary. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2011-05-24 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck off, grubsucker. I'm not your skivvy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yearofthecat 2011-05-24 03:50 pm UTC (link)
	It's because your pansy ass knows I'm right! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2011-05-24 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	My pansy ass is doing a stellar job of knowing that it doesn't give a fuck about you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yearofthecat 2011-05-24 04:00 pm UTC (link)
	Is that supposed to upset me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2011-05-24 04:04 pm UTC (link)
	If my pansy ass doesn't give a fuck about you, why would it care if you're upset or not? Going to explain that one on my while you grunt out your internet tough guy shit while scratching your neckbeard and grabbing your bulge? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yearofthecat 2011-05-24 04:12 pm UTC (link)
	[Kyou just kind of stumbles, actually almost laughing.] What the hell is neckbeard? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2011-05-24 04:14 pm UTC (link)
	I am going to invoke the name of your earth Jesus to show my disdain. So. Jesus fucking Christ. Are you mentally deficient or deliberately being a douche? A neck beard is a beard that grows down your neck. For fuck's sake. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yearofthecat 2011-05-24 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I kinda figured that but why the hell would someone want one? Is the rest of their face shaved or what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2011-05-25 04:47 pm UTC (link)
	The fuck do I know why you humans do half of the bullshit you do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yearofthecat 2011-05-26 02:35 pm UTC (link)
	I hardly think it can be blamed on being human... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2011-05-27 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	Everything can be blamed on being human. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yearofthecat 2011-05-31 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	[Just. WHAT?] It can not! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2011-05-31 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	Have you ever watched one growing up? God, it was so fucking embarrassing I nearly ground my teeth to some shitty herbavore chompers that a fucking baa-beast would be mortified at having. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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