MarinaNova Asylum

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[ Clay never thought he'd be making another one of these-- an open post to the prison network. but here he is, doing exactly that. It's curiosity, through and through. If he was smart, he'd lay low. But no one ever said he was smart. ]

So. Animal parts. Fun gimmick, almost enjoyable. [ His voice is manic, holding back something of a frightening laughter. He finds the situation amusing, but not for the right reasons. ] I wonder what everyone has become. I wonder if we'll be able to see a pattern. Rhyme or reason! [ And there's a slip of chuckle. ] There's always a reason, always, always, always.

So, Marina. What have you transformed into?

( b//closed action to REBECCA CRANE )

[And Lyle has something that is both odd and important at the same time. So he decides to post.

Well that is if he can keep a straight face. He starts the video then he has to cover his face with one hand, both exasperated and amused at the same time. Finally he moves his hand and speaks]

Really? I didn't think I had to add "use a screwdriver" to the list of things that haros couldn't do.

[The Irish sniper then shows why he was laughing. It looks like cabinet doors and everything needed to attach them to the frame: hinges, screws, and the handles all laid out nice and neat on the floor. One would think he was getting ready to attach them... but one would be wrong. That isn't the case at all]

Would you believe when I left an hour ago those were still attached to my cabinets? And on a similar note, anyone know who this belongs to?

[Now Lyle turns the camera back to him and holds up a screwdriver]

[Umi has been pacing and fiddling with the strange visor-phone for a while, fighting back the throbbing in her head, trying to keep her calm. It hasn't exactly been successful.]

Arrgh! Why you-- Turn on! You and I need to have a long talk RIGHT now. I mean it!

[Shakes it and continues fiddling about until she finally sees it turn on.]

[The rest is VOICE:]

Finally! Honestly...if this thing was supposed to be helpful, it completely missed the mark. [...ahem] All right! I don't know who's in charge around here, but I need to talk to you! Now! Seriously, what's with this weirdo crime list? Disturbing the peace? Animal cruelty!? Is this some kinda joke?!

What I mean is, there's been a mistake!

[...] Hello??

[FRUSTRATED SIGH. She's figuring by now that she won't be getting a response. After a moment she adds, sounding both annoyed and surprisingly, quite worried:]

Hikaru, Fuu...I hope you guys didn't end up in this weirdo place too...!