[ Chuck appears on the screen, with a slight, nervous smile. ] Day 371, huh? Wow. So... ah, I guess this is "hello" again!
Geez everything's so different. I stop paying attention for a minute...I'm Chuck, and this isn't my first time in prison.
[ Pause, that sort of sounds wrong. Or does it? Clears throat. Intones: ] "I should like to say that I make no assumptions about your occupation nor your ways--"
[ Back to normal voice. ] -- and I'm okay with any sort of supernatural creature. Er. Person. Supernatural person.
Except bad vampires. Or, you know, people who kick puppies. Ehehe.
Oh! Um, I used to work for the defense force, on dispatch. Any chance I could have my job back?
Is there still a defense force?I guess that's it, except for one thing... how do you ask a deaf person if they want to buy a duck?