Alpha!Dave Strider (timedysphoria) wrote in marinanova, @ 2012-08-20 05:37:00 |
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Entry tags: | :4th wall, dirk strider, jane crocker |
[Day 181] 4th Wall in Voice
This is the hugest load of bullshit I've heard in awhile.
Okay, let's say that I have some really bad rap sheet and I get sent off into the middle of buttfuck nowhere to do time. Did it seriously have to be under the ocean? I'm not sorry because I really got to come clean that anything ocean related can suck my dick. My last experience with aquatic related bitches didn't end so well, so I guess I got me a real chip off the shoulder. No, but seriously. Fuck the ocean and the stupid psycho bitches that came out of it.
What do you do about clothes here? My pants are fine, but I kind of need a new shirt. [Dave arrived in the clothes he was wearing, but the shirt has a hole in it and the front is bloodstained.] Assuming anyone is still listening at this point. I'd like an answer.
Lastly, is there a flighty broad who goes by the last name Lalonde here? I'd also like to have an answer to this.
Now I'm going to spend the rest of my time figuring out just where the flying fuck am I.