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It's quite a relief to have my magic back again. My younger self couldn't have missed something it didn't have, but I've missed it. Ser Pounce a lot seems quite pleased to have me back to normal as well.

[VARRIC]

Thank you for looking after Hawke and I. Hope we weren't too much trouble.

[HAWKE]

You alright?

[LAURA]

Now that I'm back to normal, you mentioned something called coffee.

It's a damn shame it took me so long to come to appreciate this pool, I could spend entire days out here with the right refreshments. Some of you little shits better get out here and keep Jaye company, I'm taking a break.

Laura Moon, Daisy Adair, Jax Teller

Tuesday's the day. Let's get this done while most of those with the straight laces are reliving their childhoods and out of the fucking way.

[FILTER: ANDERS]

Thank you. I didn't say that Friday.

That was one of the better parties I've been at in a damn long time. If the blood soaked through my pillow's any indicator it ended on a high note, too. I'm glad I've paid housekeeping enough to like me because they're going to have a fucking field day stripping this bed if ever I decide to leave it. Going to call up room service in a moment, have some pancakes with whipped butter and real syrup. Remind me again how it is I ever didn't fucking love this place.

If anyone happens to see my phone lying around the pool area, very possibly at the bottom of it somewhere, let me know. The soggy contents of these pockets are proof enough that I forgot at some point they weren't water proof.

THOR

My friend, it was good to finally meet you. Hell of a shame we ain't done that sooner. Feels like I maybe fought a fucking boulder or got myself run over by one Indiana Jones style.

ANDERS

That glowing blue bullshit with the demonic voice, was that one of those frequent fuck ups of yours you were talking about? Just assuming as much, your girlfriend seemed pretty fucking concerned. If that's the shit mages are pulling where you're from I can see why they're locking your asses up. A word of warning would have been appreciated.

LAURA

Leave the book where it belongs next time there's a party, yeah? You had plenty of time to catch up on your reading while you were dead and the rest of us were sleeping.

I don't have much experience with this world, but I've been thinking about what I could do to help - if nothing else, to have something to do. It's never good to be idle.

How hard would it be to open a clinic here? I'm an accomplished healer, both with and without magic, and I would not expect much in return. We are provided food and shelter here, and that is better than a lot in my world receive, but I would not mind having something to set aside.

[HAWKE]

I received an interesting gift this morning.

Has anyone tried having a pet in the hotel?

[FILTER: ANDERS]

I have super strength now, but I didn't before. Do you think I'd still have it when you magic me?

[FILTERS: DAISY ADAIR, GINGER MINGE]

The leprechaun won't shut up about robbing a bank. Since killing someone seems to only merit 24 hours lockdown, it's not the worst idea he's ever had. Interested?

Another week of that and I would've gone running headlong through every goddamned cloud of pollen I came across just to liven shit up. Wonder how much time we got before the next round. Does it vary?

CLAIRE BENNETT

You said a transfusion is what's needed for a full resurrection but how about healing a wound? Would just a bit of blood do the trick?

DEAD WIFE

When and where's your reap?

I'm a free man. I'll have to keep this room good and stocked up for next time.

DEAD WIFE

Here I thought you couldn't possibly be a bigger asshole. You're just fucking full of surprises.

SHEPARD

That private jet of yours got food, too?

Alright, I've been here a few days, and I've started to get the lay of the land. However, now I need advice from those of you who have been here long enough to help with a very serious, life or death-style question - Where can I find the absolute best burger and shake in this God-forsaken city?

Does anyone here deal in resurrection? Or re-gifting life. Really any form of making someone no longer dead.

......

I am not apologizing for tasering my neighbors.....

I swear by all the years I spent in the fucking trees that I will never take another goddamned elevator as long as I breathe. If you're looking to get into another hotel don't bother trying the Luxor unless you're wanting to sleep on the roof.

Dead wife, your room is paid for. Good fucking luck getting to it.