Lari and her muses (sira_ne_biber) wrote in magic_oasis, @ 2008-08-24 18:12:00 |
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Current mood: | amused |
Current music: | Jeopardy rerun upstairs |
Entry tags: | letters, romilda vane, stacey fairchild |
Epic EPICNESS!
This is a series of letters from Romilda Vane to Stacey Fairchild from a letter meme in aeriform's journal.
Romilda to Stacey!!!
Heya Stacey,
Your gorge housemate with the even gorger accent, Charlie - does he wear boxers or y-fronts?? DON'T crumple this note up!! (I know you're thinking of it!!!) It's for Loretta. She was, like, wondering about his underwear (don't ask me!) and I said I'd find out for her without actually pulling his trousers down in the Great Hall or something. (Tempting, tho!) Oh yeah, and does he have a gf? If he does, prob not for long knowing Loretta haha.
Cheers!
~Romilda xox
Best. Letter. Ever. (+Stacey to Romilda)
Romilda,
I didn't crumple the note up, but I'm not sure why you think I'd know what kind of underwear he wears! It's not like he walks around in the Common Room without his trousers (despite Sylvie Fawcett, not all of us Ravenclaws are scandalous you know).
Oh, and I think he's seeing that Jenny girl over in Hufflepuff.
~Stacey
Hee! Thanks. (Romilda to a VERY UNCOOPERATIVE Stacey)
Stacey,
You're a Ravenclaw! Hello, use some of that cunning! Oh wait, that's Slytherin. Well, you're still supposed to be clever!! Can't you, like, bring up a casual conversation discussing underwear and then ask ALL the boys? Or play truth or dare!!! I love that game.
Sylvie Fawcett is a slut.Poor Jenny.
~Romilda xox
Stacey to a VERY INSANE Romilda
Romilda,
That is not the type of casual conversation we have over in Ravenclaw! Why don't you get him in a game of truth or dare?
That's my point - we're not all slaggish like she is.
~Stacey
Romilda to Stacey The Ravenclaw Prude
Stace,
I would SO love to, but Loretta has FORBIDDEN me from meddling talking to him. (Which is, like, totally insane I know because I rock at matchmaking.)
You're weird if you think asking boys about their underwear is slaggish.
~Romilda xox
P.S. I think YOU should play Truth or Dare at some point!
Stacey to Romilda The Gryffindor Loony
Romilda,
So let me get this straight. She wants to know this and is okay with you finding out for her so long as you don't talk to him? You're making my head hurt.
I'm not weird! That's out of the blue! And it is. It like, suggests you want to see them in their underwear or something.
Why don't you ask Nora?
~Stacey
PS: I don't think so.
The very educated and wise Romilda to a sadly naive Stacey
Stacey,
Loretta doesn't know I'm writing this (so don't you dare tell her)!! She was just wondering about Charlie boy's underwear, and I said I'd find out for her. Which is when she said I totally couldn't go up and just ASK him since she would, like, die. And because I'm a good friend, I'm respecting her wishes and all that jazz!
You obviously don't read Sugar. A boy's underwear tells you about their personality! Like, if he wears boxers he's sporty or swave sauve cool, you know? Whereas if he wears y-fronts he's still a mummy's boy. It doesn't mean you actually want to see him with his trousers down!
Cos Nora's off her trolley?
~Romilda xoxP.S. Pity.
The much more mature Stacey to the 'trying to be Grown-Up' Romilda
Romilda,
Well then, you should just tell her you couldn't find out without asking him. Or pulling down his trousers. Or I don't know.
O...kay then. Aren't there better ways of learning a bloke's personality - like, I don't know, talking to them, rather than basing it on underwear?
She'd probably do it, though.
~Stacey
The 100% AWESOME Romilda to Stacey Who Has Good Ideas Sometimes
Stace,
A boy isn't going to SAY whether he's cool or not, is he? You have to find these things out by checking his horoscope or fave colour or whatever. Like, they don't know what these things mean so how can they share everything with you?? But I guess for now Loretta is going to have to do things the long way. But uh obviously not with Charlie cos he has a gf, haha.
You know, she probably would. Oh man, this is going to be so totally hilarious. Loretta'll forgive me. I hope.
Thanks for all your help!!!
~Romilda xox
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Aww, I miss them! Even though Stacey-muse is shaking her head in disbelief right now.