Magic Days NPC (magic_npc) wrote in magic_days, @ 2008-02-13 23:07:00 |
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Warning for mature-ish subjects?
THE UMBRIDGE CODE
by Nora S O'Malley
Months and months ago, our despised High Inquisitor disbanded all clubs abd had to re-approve them, One of the ones she didn't re-approve was our beloved Hogwarts Herald, which, if you know me, you know I was very upset about. But since the school is in such disarray, I decided to bring it back, one article at a time. After all, in a War, it's important that we know everything we can about our enemy. That's why I, Nora Siobhan O'Malley, have gone into mortal peril to uncover the secrets of our Headmistress.
It is well known that Dolores Umbridge hates half-breeds, and she's really not too fond of non-Purebloods, either, but the reason behind it is shocking!
It begins with Umbridge's younger brother, Umbert. Umbert was scarred for life when he was in on Dolores and her then girlfriend, a Muggle-born named Mindy (I haven't been able to discover Mindy's last name yet, sorry!) having SEX! He immediately ran to tell their parents who were so ashamed to discover this they cut Dolores out of the inheritance and she was so angry, she set a hex on Umbert that gave him a rabbit nose and whiskers. He ran off where he was seduced by none other than Mindy herself! And when their child was born with a bunny tail, Umbert ran off and was last heard from living ina vampire commune.
I know, it's really a sad story, but let the truth set you free! Because now you know her worst memories and can use them against her.