Happy 18th, little brother! Because I am (quite possibly) the most awesome older brother in the history of older brothers, I managed to score a pretty sweet birthday present. AND I've already spoke to Dumbledore about getting you a day off.
So it'll be you and me in box seats seeing the Cannons get creamed out of the playoffs. Pretty sweet, yeah?
- Edgar
[Attached is a ticket to "Cannons VS Falmouth" for February 9, 1977 at 11 AM, special seating.]