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[Sounds out of breath]
Stardate 6969.69 Captain's Log
Both Anthony Hopkins and I say the Dome's gonna get a shitty review this week, guys! I have to grow a WHOLE HAND BACK. I was doing the hero thing and this big walking douchecanoe STD mushroom bit my favorite hand off! It's gonna take forFREAKINGever!
It's such a mess...
[Sigh]
Once the room stops spinning I'm gonna need to patch my super suit up again.
[...]
Dammit, I think I left the stove on, it's way too hot. [Shouts in the background] Amanda! Travis! Turn the stove off, kay? [A few muffled meows and something breaking]
Stardate 6969.69 Captain's Log
Both Anthony Hopkins and I say the Dome's gonna get a shitty review this week, guys! I have to grow a WHOLE HAND BACK. I was doing the hero thing and this big walking douchecanoe STD mushroom bit my favorite hand off! It's gonna take forFREAKINGever!
It's such a mess...
[Sigh]
Once the room stops spinning I'm gonna need to patch my super suit up again.
[...]
Dammit, I think I left the stove on, it's way too hot. [Shouts in the background] Amanda! Travis! Turn the stove off, kay? [A few muffled meows and something breaking]