Madison Valley Role Play

Ah' guess ah'm goin' to be here for awhile.

Ah' should invest in some gloves.

So. Vampires, huh? That's nothing new; just a slight perversion of zombies, since according to Dracula you guys are already undead things bent on eating other people.

I'm toxic just in case you get any ideas. If you want zombie AIDs that's your deal, but I'm fundamentally against giving free things unless it's unsolicited advice. That's the best advice.

[Private; Georgia]

Hey George.

Check this out.

[moved to folder Less Than Stellar News]
Killing cancer

[moved to folder All this News is Crap]
Colds

So what's all this crack about blood samples or not getting work. What, exactly, are they looking for, then? Because no one is going to hire me if they know what's torn up my veins

What did ah' do? Bobby? Logan?

How did ah' end up in a graveyard? I went to sleep in my bed.