Madison Valley Role Play

So is there like a cleaning service that I can hire to come out and clean my apartment? I have money now and I am a big giant man baby who doesn't enjoy cleaning and I haven't cleaned since I got here in March

I never thought I'd be back here and I'm honestly not sure if it's a good or a bad thing that I am.

Seems like I missed a lot while I was gone though. I'd love to catch up with anyone I knew from the last time I was here.

So this is some of that insanity that people were talking about when I showed up. Talk about a real mind fuck.

[Nick Miller]
Congrats, you have a kid, Nick.

So, hello. My name's Leo. I just arrived a couple of days ago...or so. I'm told this is where I should introduce myself. I'm not really good at this kind of thing so here goes:

I'm from Neptune, California. Most recently I was an agent with the FBI. Kind of a step back here since I doubt there's an FBI branch here.

That's about it.

I know I've woken up in my fair share of weird places after some drinking, but I know I wasn't that drunk. Guess I won't be texting Shivrang back.

Paper plates and plastic sporks are the best inventions. Frisbee for your dog? Paper plate. Saving that sandwich for later? TWO paper plates together. Oh, need to eat some macaroni or perhaps dig a very small trench? Plastic spork. The lock on your front door not working? Jam a spork right into where door meets wall from the inside. I'm planning on making a paper plate path from the kitchen to the TV just in case the floor becomes lava.

The beauty of it all is I've got a job on top of the $1000 this place gave me. I'm basically set for life. Anyone else get their entire $1000 out in singles and roll around in it? Yeah, I did.

So is it normal here to do a week of body-snatcher fun time? Cos this sucks. All my shirts are stretched out and there's an in-progress compost in my newly clean kitchen. Why is there a compost in my kitchen? Why does my apartment smell like lemons? What kind of big animal thing composts?!

Hey lady that owns Verdant, I didn't catch your name but if you're still here and yourself, I would very much like that job now please.

I've wandered around long enough to be convinced the Vesps aren't here, but I don't really know where Here is. My family isn't here and I'm kind of lost.

This is far away from Los Angeles.. or even the LA I know. No Elves or other Orcs. Just humans mostly.

Has anyone seen my partner? He's an LAPD officer named is Daryl Ward and he's an angry emotionally-constipated human male with dark skin.

This... this isn't the Earth I remember. Or the when I remember.

In honor of International Women's Day, all ladies will get their first drink free and the rest for half off today at Verdant.

Schmidt, I told you when a guy says no it means no! No shrooms, no crazy little herb infused teas, NOTHING. Yes, I am aware you aren't here in this magical shroom-induced land, but it makes my brain not hurt so much to yell at you. Go put ten dollars in the jar.