For those unaware, I come from a place where fighting against gods, elemental ninjas and zombies are..pretty much par for the course.
And yet, even there, I don't think I'd have the same 'experiences' I've had with my daughter.
Two years ago, I had to explain several times over why it's wrong to hit someone without permission..even though she's seen me sparing multiple times.
This year, you tell your child not to play with fire, and yet for the past day or two, I've had to take her with me while lighting up plants on fire.
....God help me, my child will either become a superhero before she enters grade school or she'll become a complete sociopath.