Me mentioning my Crack Broom selections (I'm allowed 8 fic recs + 2 art recs over there) = blatantly cheating. :-p
(FWIW, I did narrow a list down to three in the original thread, but my responses to these sorts of things change from day to day anyhow - as well as in response to what other folks choose to rec, since I personally like pointing out fics that might not otherwise get mentioned.)