from the snupin meetup - my offerings of terrible drabbles. Written for: snupin_meeting Prompt: "I can't find the bloody thing" Pairing: Severus/Remus Rating: PG Word Count: bugger all (under 100, I think)
"Are you sure you have one?" asked Remus.
"Yes, Lupin, I am absolutely certain," Severus said grimly.
"And you're sure it's in here?"
"Where else would I keep it?"
"Because I can't feel it yet."
"Try further in."
A pause.
"Eeeurgh!"
"You found it."
"You know I don't like to criticise, Severus, but I really think your pet mouse has seen better days."
Written for: snupin_meeting Prompt: Fairytales - bedtime stories for Teddy Lupin Characters: Severus, Teddy Rating: PG Word Count: bugger all (under 100, I think) (also, sadly not as good as inamac's offering)
"Teddy, I am not prepared to tell you 'Little Red Riding Hood' for the fifth time this week."
"Uncle Severus! Please?"
"No."
"But don't you love the ending? Red Riding Hood marrying the wolf and them feasting on the dead grandmother together." Teddy sighed happily. "It's so romantic."
Written for: snupin_meeting Prompt: The Whomping Willow - a potion or something else requires part of the tree. Pairing: Severus/Remus Rating: PG13 Word Count: bugger all (under 100, I think)
"What is that, Severus?"
Severus raised an eyebrow.
"What does it look like?"
"It looks," said Remus dubiously, "like a wooden penis, except..."
"Correct, for once."
"Um, Severus, it's - it's twitching."
"Actually," Severus corrected, "it is whomping."
"It is what?"
"I have, Lupin, discovered the first positive use for that bloody tree."
"Making a cock?"
"Making," said Severus with finality, "a whomping cock."