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Victor ([info]firstmate_vic) wrote in [info]lunatic_cafe,
@ 2009-03-04 21:47:00

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Current location:lunatic cafe
Current mood: hungry
Entry tags:imp 13, jubilation lee, susan imp, vic

The former sky pirate was hungry. Yet, he had forgotten to go shopping for food. Eh, he'd go tomorrow, but the man was hungry.

So, he came to his favorite food establishment. The Lunatic Cafe.

Victor orders a steak and potatoes with an iced tea and takes a seat in a booth.

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[info]jubilee
2009-03-04 11:04 pm UTC (link)
Jubilee is the one to deliver the food and once she does she has the audacity to sit across from him. She barely knows the guy, if at all, but sits anyway. "You ever have one of those days where you just want to blow something up?"

It seems Jubilee is in a strange mood and bored enough to just bother any poor soul.

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[info]firstmate_vic
2009-03-04 11:09 pm UTC (link)
"Every day of my life," Victor said straight faced.

Strangeness was something he had long since gotten use to. And since he was alone a lot he didnt mind the company from the strange and yet very random person sitting across from him.

He takes a sip of his drink.

"That weird or wrong?"

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[info]jubilee
2009-03-04 11:12 pm UTC (link)
"A little of both." Jubilee eyes him carefully and then.. steals a fry. "You know, I forget, but did we ever actually meet or anything? It's way hard to remember at times around here."

She nibbles on the fry in thought. "I don't think it's really weird or wrong.. just... extreme. But then, hello, I'm the living firecracker."

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[info]firstmate_vic
2009-03-04 11:19 pm UTC (link)
"Might have. I know you're Jubilee. One of the more popular people around here. I'm just in and out. But either way...I'm Victor," he said with a small smile. "Feel free to call me Vic."

He starts cutting up his steak. "Sometimes the only right answer is the extreme one. And if that happens to be blowing up someting then I say go for it."

It had been a while since Vic had been able to blow something up. Who knew he'd actually start missing his pirate days.

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[info]imp_13
2009-03-04 11:24 pm UTC (link)
13 strolled into the cafe and eyed the patrons inside. He was looking for one in particular. A man named Victor.

He had heard that the human had been hanging out with his sis for a while and decided it was time for him to pass the 13 once over. After all, 13 was Susan's brother and it was up to him to make sure this human was worthy of hanging out with his only sis.

He spotted the man easily enough, even though he had never met him, from Susan's constant description of him. Her new friends were the only thing Susan wanted to talk about when she was around 13 and Susan had an excellent memory and was very good with descriptions.

Strolled over 13 sat down at the table where Victor was chatting with Jubilee without an invitation.

"So, you the guy trying to bang my sis?" He asked the man without preamble.

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[info]firstmate_vic
2009-03-04 11:29 pm UTC (link)
Victor does a near spit take with his drink.

"What? First of all, who are you to ask me something like that, who's your sister, and to answer your question, no. I'm not trying to bang your sister or anyone else's right now."

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[info]imp_13
2009-03-04 11:36 pm UTC (link)
"I'm Imp 13 and Susan is my sister. Are you sure you are not trying to jump her bones? I mean dude. I would totally understand if you were. I mean, she maybe my sister but she is one fine piece of impette ass."

13 looks at Jubilee. "Hey Hotstuff, what is the chances of you getting me a passionfruit smoothie?"

Looks back to Victor. "From what Susan tells me, you are trying to bang her and some chicky named Miki. She just can't figure out if you are wanting to take them in turn or planning on a little threeway action."

Winks at Victor. "If ya know what I mean?"

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[info]jubilee
2009-03-04 11:41 pm UTC (link)
Jubilee, who has been watching with wide eyes, rolls her eyes in response to 13. "Dude, I'm on my break."

She proceeds to steal another fry and other than that does not appear to be leaving anytime soon. In fact it almost seems like she's now there to give Vic moral, and possibly silent, support in dealing with the imp.

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[info]firstmate_vic
2009-03-04 11:48 pm UTC (link)
"Look, I'm only gonna say this once so clean out those ears of yours and really listen to what I'm saying. I do not want to jump Susan's bones. She's awesome and an incredible friend and I adore her. But I am not inot her like that. Do I find her attractive? Yes. I have eyes. But she's just a friend. And I am certainly not planning threeway action. That's crass and not the kind of person I am."

The stories Susan told of her annoying brother did not do him justice. He had only known him 5 minutes and he was ready to kill him.

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[info]imp_13
2009-03-04 11:54 pm UTC (link)
"Oh, okay. So you just want to jump the bones of this Miki chick then?"

13 makes a careless gesture and a portal opens dropping a frothy glass of some drink into his hand and he takes a sip. "As for threeways? Don't knock it, if you haven't tried it."

Takes a sip of his drink.

"Oh and if you ever want some..." Looks around. "Racy photos of Susan or..." Looks at Jubilee out of the corner of his eye. "Others... I'm your imp. I can get anything that floats your boat."

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[info]firstmate_vic
2009-03-05 12:03 am UTC (link)
Vic glares at 13. Silently wishing that the rules wouldn't apply to this guy getting his ass kicked.

"You sell any racy photos of Susan and I find out about it, I'm gonna hunt you down and shove my foot so far up your imp ass the sweat from my knee cap is gonna clinch your thirst."

He was very protective of the people in his life that he cared about. And with Susan and Miki being the closest in his life now, he'd fight tooth and nail for them.

Vic rubbed his eyes. The Miki thing was more complex. But to be honest he didn't know what he was feeling.

"And my personal life is none of your buisness."

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[info]imp_13
2009-03-05 12:13 am UTC (link)
Yawns, obviously not intimidated.

"Dude. My parent demon is Weirdbard. If his threats don't scare me, what makes you think yours does?"

Takes a drink of his drink.

"I've been banished to a box of void, sent to a hick dimension, locked up by galaxy police, beat up, threatened by gods, goddesses and more elementals than you can shake your stick at."

13 smiles smugly at Victor. "And I'm still standing after all this time. Don't be so stiff and relax. It's all in fun after all."


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[info]jubilee
2009-03-05 12:23 am UTC (link)
Jubilee sighs and lifts a hand. She then creates and throws a handful of medium powered hot plasma bursts at the imp. Not powerful enough to kill or maim, but enough to knock him on his ass and away from the table.

And then Jubilee turns back to Vic, "Dude, just ignore the freak. He's got so many issues it's really kinda pathetic. He's due for another lobotomy ala Frost anyway." She steals yet another fry. "See, the thing with 13 is that he used to be kinda fun if out there. Now he's just a an asshole. He keeps it up and I'll just call Sil. She might not know just how much of a douchbag he's gotten to be."

"Besides, if you ignore him, maybe he'll just go away or fade out of existence." She shrugs. She wasn't sure if it'd work, but why give the imp the attention he seems to want?

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[info]firstmate_vic
2009-03-05 12:29 am UTC (link)
"Just protective of my friends," he says with a shrug. "But you're right, will try to ignore him...until he comes to my place and starts that, in which case I bring out my sword."

He grabs a few fries so he can eat some before they're all gone.

"Enjoying my fries there Jubilee?" He didnt mind it though. Happy to share his food.

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[info]imp_13
2009-03-05 12:34 am UTC (link)
Gets up off of the floor unhurt and changes to imp form. Flying above the table I wink at Jubilee.

"Remember that little slip up a few weeks ago? The one where you slipped on a spilled drink and tried to catch your balance and your skirt rode up? It's a best selling poster in three dimensions."

Laughing 13 creates a portal and flies into it and is gone.

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[info]jubilee
2009-03-05 12:40 am UTC (link)
Jubilee rolls her eyes again and pulls out her cell phone. She silently texts one of her bosses and leaves them a pleasant little update on the imp. Then she puts the phone away before returning her attention to Vic. "Actually the fries are good. Funny how things taste better when they aren't yours." There goes another fry. She grins at him. "I learned that when I used to swipe stuff at the mall."

Yes, she was now just pretending the altercation with 13 never happened. She finds it much easier that way.

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[info]firstmate_vic
2009-03-05 12:46 am UTC (link)
Victor tries some more fries.

"They are good. Though, don't know about stealing other peoples fries. I don't do that much. Mostly cause most of my friends are female and if I do that I'll end up getting smacked. I could take them, they just know I wouldn't."

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[info]jubilee
2009-03-05 12:53 am UTC (link)
"You wish you could." Jubilee says with a smirk. "I bet they can kick your ass and you just don't want to admit it. You're too macho or something."

"I'd encourage you to steal more fries in your life, but then you might do that here and then how am I going to get a good tip if you're stealing and not buying?" It's a logical argument to her. Especially since she lived off her pay check and tips. "That and as a customer if I caught you stealing I'd totally have to stop you. It's staff policy and all that."

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[info]firstmate_vic
2009-03-05 09:52 pm UTC (link)
"Highly trained in various forms of martial arts. Skilled in swordplay. My dad taught me...he also taught me never to hit a woman. Unless the situation calls for it, in that I'll be seriously injured or kill unless I do something."

He had to cross that line a few times. Never proud of it, but you have to do what you can to survive.

"Don't worry. Wont steal any food while I'm here. Wouldn't be right. Plus, I dont mind paying for my own food. Even if does get stolen."

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[info]jubilee
2009-03-05 10:16 pm UTC (link)
"Susan is an imp though. She's got those.. imp powers and stuff." Jubilee frowns. "You know, I'm not even entirely sure what those are..."

Does she swipe another fry? Yep. She grins at him again. "If it makes you feel better, I'll get you more fries for free."

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[info]firstmate_vic
2009-03-05 10:23 pm UTC (link)
"Mischevious creatures? I'm not sure myself. But I wouldn't do anything to Susan. I adore her. She's awesome. Her brother however..."

He shakes his head and chuckles as she takes another fry. "Free fries huh? Liking you more and more Jubilee. Keep this up you'll earn yourself a hefty tip."

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[info]jubilee
2009-03-05 10:30 pm UTC (link)
"I meant the powers, not the whole imp thing." Jubilee rolls her eyes. "I've been around long enough to know that part. Longer than you, dude."

The grin widens at the idea of a hefty tip. "Now see, that's the kind of customer I like. The ones that know just how to tip their amazing waitress and her dazzling personality."

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[info]firstmate_vic
2009-03-05 10:41 pm UTC (link)
"Well, you've done that. You've amazed and dazzled. And as an added bonus, kept me company. Which isn't something you see with most waitresses that are on break."

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[info]jubilee
2009-03-05 10:46 pm UTC (link)
"Yes well, see that's the fun of working the cafe. I can be lazy." Jubilee leans back in her seat and waves a hand in the air, signaling for another server so she can order more fries. She wanted to be a fry stealer and to do that, they need more. "Besides, I'm bored, you're eye candy, and I have a break. Better to spend it here and socializing than to like, I dunno, spend it being bored and alone."

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[info]firstmate_vic
2009-03-05 10:56 pm UTC (link)
"Wouldn't want that."

Though he had gotten used to being alone. Tried to keep busy though cause the bored would have made him go insane.

He nibbles on a few fries when a sudden thought occured to him.

"Wait, I'm eye candy? No...I'm many things, but I dont think I'm eye candy."

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[info]jubilee
2009-03-05 11:01 pm UTC (link)
Another server arrives and Jubilee orders more fries. Once the server is gone, she takes the time to reply to him. "Dude, are you serious? Cause hello? You are cute. I mean you have the whole Superman look going on. You're eye candy, trust me. I've been around eye candy plenty in my life."

"Of course they all tended to wear spandex or leather... and one didn't even have a face or a chest.. weird how he was still eye candy.. but he was."

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[info]firstmate_vic
2009-03-05 11:07 pm UTC (link)
He takes a few fries.

"Long as I'm in good company. Of course I have no idea who this...Superman is it, guy is. But I'm gonna go on a limb and take it as a compliment," he said with a smile.

"Oh, I never wear spandex. Doesn't breathe. And the only leather I wear is jacket. This guy with no face or chest...whats that about?"

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[info]jubilee
2009-03-05 11:13 pm UTC (link)
"Take it as one. A compliment I mean."

Jubilee frowns a bit, trying to think of the best way to explain Jono. "Jono.. he was a member of the X-Men, like me. He had mutant powers and when he was younger they manifested and blew off most of his chest and the lower part of his face. So he communicated with telepathy and his powers kept him alive." She tries not to think about how he almost died after he lost his powers. "But he's gotten better, sort of. It's a whole long complicated superhero story type thing and I wasn't actually there for that."

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[info]firstmate_vic
2009-03-05 11:21 pm UTC (link)
"The story and trials of any hero are long and complicated. All part of the journey I guess. Glad your friend is doing better. My grandpa use to say 'Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, and whatever kills you better hope you don't come back for vengance.' He was a bit senile, but smart guy."

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[info]susan_imp
2009-03-05 11:26 pm UTC (link)
Susan in her imp form flies in through a portal and lands at a empty table next to Victor and Jubilee.

She finally notices them and flies over to say hello.

"Hey guys. How's things going?"

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[info]firstmate_vic
2009-03-05 11:33 pm UTC (link)
"Susan," Victor greeted with a big smile. "Sit. Have some fries."

"I met your brother. He, uh, he wasnt very pleasant. Accused me of wanting to bang you, have a threesome with you and Miki and offered to sell me photos of you. Tried to threaten, but I see that was about useless to do."

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[info]susan_imp
2009-03-05 11:41 pm UTC (link)
Susan changes into her human form without thought and looks stricken.

"He...He... WHAT? Oh my God. Oh my God! I'll just go open a portal and go off and die of mortification now shall I?"

Susan's look of horror fades to be replaced by one of rage. "I'm going to cut it off this time, I swear it. I just have to find where he hid my blessed dagger."

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[info]jubilee
2009-03-05 11:54 pm UTC (link)
"Susan, chill. The more you freak, the more the little jerk gets off on it." At least that is how Jubilee sees it. "I say have Sil 13 proof your surroundings and then just ignore him. Maybe he'll just shrivel up and die like Tinkerbell if you don't believe."

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[info]firstmate_vic
2009-03-06 12:04 am UTC (link)
"Or ignore him completely. He talks or does things to annoy you just act as if he's not even there. It'll drive him crazy that he's not getting any attention."

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[info]susan_imp
2009-03-06 12:11 am UTC (link)
Sighs and then almost cries. "I wish it was that easy. Perversion never lessens or fades if you ignore it. 13 will just try that much harder to get under your skin."

"I know if I ask Bardy to reasorb 13 he'll do it and that will put a stop to it for once and for all but I would hate to make Bardy do that."

Susan sighs despondently once again. "And even with all the nasty and vile things he has done to me, he is my brother and I don't think I could live with it if he was... Killed because I asked Bardy to reasorb him."

"God I need a drink."

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[info]firstmate_vic
2009-03-06 12:17 am UTC (link)
Vic signals the bartender to get Susan a drink. While the drink is being prepared Vic goes to Susan and gives her a big hug. Poor woman needed one.

"Sorry about your jerk brother," he rests his head on Susans. "You know I have a sword I could get blessed and poke him. Leave a few marks at the very least."

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