Its The Great Kazarian Charlie Brown! (![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} modern_art) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} lovebizarre,@ 2011-08-02 16:34:00 |
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Getting to Know You
Frank Fact: Mike Tenay revealed in a late 2007 shoot interview that during a WCW show in San Diego in 2000, a fan appeared to him and boldly declared that "someday, Tenay will be calling one of his matches". That fan was Kazarian himself. Mike Tenay now pops for Kazarian in exchange.
Frank Fact: Samoa Joe and John Cena were longtime battle rap rivals. Cena, is considered the best of the bunch, however his lunch has been eaten early and often by the man writing this.
Frank Fact: Five X-Division Titles, the inaugural "Ultimate X" match, 1 World Tag Team championship, and the King of the Mountain Title have been held by Kazarian. He also will not wear any clothing similar to what Jeff Jarrett thinks is "cool".
Frank Fact:: Fourtune consists of a grand total of Fifty Five championship reigns amongst its members. Highest number goes to AJ Styles, with seventeen of said championships to his name. Kazarian is still better looking than he is. -source needed-
Frank Fact: Fourtune follows the formula for a standard wrestling stable (however AWESOME the individuals may be) by using this pattern.
The Centerpiece: AJ Styles
The Heir Apparent: Kazarian
The Enforcers: Beer Money
The Muscle: Matt Morgan
The Manager: Ric Flair
The Point Man: Douglas Williams
The Hanger-On: Desmond Wolfe
Out of the entire group, Kazarian is better at five card stud than his stablemates. Except for Desmond, but he cheats at cards. Seriously. He does.
Frank Fact: Kazarian can be located at FadetoBlackTNA on AOL's Instant Messenger system. He welcomes hellos, long walks on the beach, and cruelty plus steaks. Nothing beats the flavor like a good bit of terror-inspired adrenaline in a ribeye.
Frank Fact: Mike Tenay revealed in a late 2007 shoot interview that during a WCW show in San Diego in 2000, a fan appeared to him and boldly declared that "someday, Tenay will be calling one of his matches". That fan was Kazarian himself. Mike Tenay now pops for Kazarian in exchange.
Frank Fact: Samoa Joe and John Cena were longtime battle rap rivals. Cena, is considered the best of the bunch, however his lunch has been eaten early and often by the man writing this.
Frank Fact: Five X-Division Titles, the inaugural "Ultimate X" match, 1 World Tag Team championship, and the King of the Mountain Title have been held by Kazarian. He also will not wear any clothing similar to what Jeff Jarrett thinks is "cool".
Frank Fact:: Fourtune consists of a grand total of Fifty Five championship reigns amongst its members. Highest number goes to AJ Styles, with seventeen of said championships to his name. Kazarian is still better looking than he is. -source needed-
Frank Fact: Fourtune follows the formula for a standard wrestling stable (however AWESOME the individuals may be) by using this pattern.
The Centerpiece: AJ Styles
The Heir Apparent: Kazarian
The Enforcers: Beer Money
The Muscle: Matt Morgan
The Manager: Ric Flair
The Point Man: Douglas Williams
The Hanger-On: Desmond Wolfe
Out of the entire group, Kazarian is better at five card stud than his stablemates. Except for Desmond, but he cheats at cards. Seriously. He does.
Frank Fact: Kazarian can be located at FadetoBlackTNA on AOL's Instant Messenger system. He welcomes hellos, long walks on the beach, and cruelty plus steaks. Nothing beats the flavor like a good bit of terror-inspired adrenaline in a ribeye.