Hola everybody! Introductions are not my strong point so I'll just bitch about the useless AIM sign up form that just gives you error after error after error. Five days I've been trying to sign a name to it now so I can actually converse with you lovely people, but nope. Its image captcha doesn't work, it's not recognizing email addresses or phone numbers. Absolutely useless. I'd contact customer services but I'm fairly sure I'd just get through to an intoxicated monkey.

So for now, you can catch me here. If anybody feels like giving it a shot for me, go for it. I'm past the point of caring what username I have. me and technology don't get on, unless its Snapchat. But only the special get access to that ;)

I'm Amanda. Fitness gal, beauty queen, Tough Enough runner up, Total Diva, pain in the butt, newly single and sharpening my claws. Looking forward to mixing it up with like minded folk.

No, I haven't had ass implants.