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I'm not usually one to follow crowds.. But everyone else decided to announce their classes, I guess I'll announce mine.

I'm teaching Sword Fighting. I taught it for a while at my camp, so if anyone wants to take it, feel free to.

There are a lot of stairs in this place, aren't there.

I am to teach astronomy to non-magical students.

I have never taught humans before. I would welcome advice.

This is definitely the coolest thing that's ever happened to me - and I once got to throw bombs at a possessed teacher in Egypt, so it's not like I have nothing to compare it to. But c'mon, falling into a portal that lead to a magical castle? How is that not awesome???

Oh, right. Hi. I'm Jamie, and I'm a Hufflepuff, which I'm pretty sure is a brand of marshmallows. Um. You'll probably be seeing a lot of mes around, sorry about that in advance.

I desperately need a ball point pen. My hands are not meant to hold the offered quill. It took ages just to write this and it's not even very interesting.

[[Added about 10 minutes later]] My name is Kurt Wagner. I'm blue and furry and I look like a demon. I'm not one. Just... Yes. Forewarning I suppose.

Ignore this.