2. I don't know, but I'm sure there was some fool-pitying involved.
3. It's called the "Taliban" song, and it was sung by Osama bin Laden.
4. Tuesday, you drunken fools. The quiz is always on TUESDAY! It's Soylent Green Day, for God's sake. Edward G. Robinson is in the other room being euthanized just so you can have a snack later.
5. Two nuns walk into a bar. Why didn't the second one duck?
6. Frank the goat could eat anything--even, on occasion, my posts.