1. Alphonse Elric. It's not her fault Viz can't spell her damn name.
2. 'Clubber Lang'? Looks awfully like a shining example of Engrish-as-applied-to-names.
3. Is that the creepy song I always associate with Beetlejuice? If so, I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it will reinforce childhood trauma.
4. Oh, it's a luv'ly 'oliday wi' Marrrrry, Mary makes y' day so broooiight... *is shot by the Defenders of Proper Cockney*
5. Well, you see, it's a common misconception that all clownfish are funny. I am not actually very funny at all. No, really. Well, okay, I do know one joke. It's actually pretty funny. So a seaweed and a sea cucumber are walking--no, that's not right...
6. We have none. WE ARE LOYAL FOLLOWERS OF THE ONE TRUE QUIZ.