I'm so confused. Did LJDQ go Bundist on us while we were reveling in drunken stupors? Why aren't the parents policing their children instead of relying on businesses and the fear of lawsuits to make sure kids don't slip and learn something? I'm calling Joe McCarthy, dammit (can I say that here?).
1. Forgetting April anniversaries.
2. A deep longing masked by naked hostility. Come on, "I predict ... pain?" Clearly a cry for acceptance.
3. How about the routine from Beetlejuice? Funniest choreography ever.
4. Have you considered that this is a Leap Year? That changes things.
5. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, buddy, why the long face?"