from the LJ user known as RaePixy3
1. April showers. Luckily, I took my April shower about 15 minutes ago, so I'm set for the month. I avoided procrastinating, and now my MayFlowers will grow on schedule.
3. Something about "Tally me bananas". I wish I could be tallied. Brings a whole to meaning to, "Come Mr. Tallyman! TALLY ME BANANAS!"
4. April Fools, duh.
5. Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other...
6. Can we go back to LJ soon? PLEASE? Because I don't like this site. It's too grey.