3. One of my all-time favorite cartoons is a person carrying one banana and checking out at a supermarket and telling the person at the cash register "Come, Mr. Tally Man, tally me banana. Daylight come and me want go home." Uh, what was the question?
4. I'm not sure of the day, but it's the Year of the Rat, and I smell one.
5. A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"
6. So, you like goats, huh? I was wondering about you all the time.