[16 Nov 2007|08:58pm] islandmoderator LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY johnathan_smith) That can't be a huge ship I can see near the shipyard. It's not possible, savvy? Call for Help

Gone [14 Nov 2007|08:57pm] islandmoderator [ mood | distressed ] LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY kaname_chidori) GONE! It's gone!! I know I left it on my desk last night and now it's no where!! WHO TOOK IT!?!? Who moved my rabbit's foot?!!?! This week had been really great, you know? I'd found doubloons all over the place. The Dining Hall kept giving me all these really great meals. My costume was looking really awesome. I got Sousuke to go to the infirmary. It was like I could do no wrong! Well, I wake up this morning in a cold sweat and that damned rabbit's foot had disappeared!! I am not usually a superstitious person. But as soon as I got up to start looking for the foot, my whole bed collapsed! On my way to breakfast, I fell down a hill I didn't even know was next to my cabin! My shoelaces broke. My eggs smelled rotten. And a MONKEY ran off with the coat for my costume!! So whoever took it, GIVE IT BACK NOW!! I'm serious! It's not funny. It's not cute. I will freaking kill yYDRTFGGGHH@#$# [transmission terminated] Call for Help

[13 Nov 2007|10:48am] islandmoderator LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY duck_princess) Killua, you're a big meanie! >:( Call for Help

Reflections [13 Nov 2007|12:54pm] islandmoderator [ mood | frustrated ] LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY nanamikiryuu) 8:18 AM Mr. Ohtori, it would be proper of me to thank you for taking me to some exotic island, but I have a few questions I’d like to ask first. Where are you, and how far did you drive me from the Academy last night? I seem to have slept through the entire trip. 10:32 AM Upon looking through the links on this computer, I have found that it connects directly to a community of people who are apparently on this Island. Mr. Ohtori? I don’t remember boarding an airplane. It may be some sort of online dating community for everyone here, but I am not interested in anyone other than my prince, so this is simply a waste of time. I am very tired, so I will look around for the resort to get some beauty sleep, but after that, I must return to the Academy. I have a council and students to govern and parties to throw. 10:45 AM Can anyone read this? I haven’t a cell phone to get a hold of anyone and there doesn’t seem to be anyone around. Where is the resort? Or the spa? Or even a hotel around here? 11:00 AM Why would there be no resort on the beach? It’s very difficult to walk on the sand in heels! Resort Manager, please send someone to fetch me, you may add it to my bill, just send someone quickly. I shouldn’t have to trudge through sand when I’m on vacation! 11:05 AM There are too many crabs and lobsters on your beach! They should be cramped together in an aquarium with their little claws clamped shut in your restaurant! They’ve been attacking me for some time now! Don’t think I won’t rate your resort down because of this! 11:30 AM WHAT KIND OF RESORT IS THIS? This is completely absurd, another point dropped from your rating! Where is my ride? How dare you, do you know who I am? 11:47 AM I’m sorry… someone please help me. NOW. 12:03 PM Dear Internet Diary, Let me review how my day has been so far. It is has been four hours since I woke up with this atrocious headache and found myself on what I though was an exotic tropical island. There is still no sign of my new Armani yellow polka dot bikini. Why would I vacation on some secluded dump like this without a bikini anyway? And for that matter, why would I vacation without my beloved Brother? What I have been able to find is filthy animals, filthy fish, filthy rocks filthy water and filthy trees! There is dirt. There is dirt smeared on my beautiful face. I’m sure it’s not good for my complexion. I need a mudpack, a shower, my shampoo and conditioner a massage, my makeup, a mirror, a change of clothes, some more comfortable shoes, a hair brush, maids, butlers, personal assistants and a toilet! Where do I find a toilet with flushing water around here? Someone like me can’t be expected to use one of those hideous outhouses I hear in passing from the commoners around school! My refined sense of smell couldn’t handle the stench, I’d pass out or die for sure! Someone, please find me! I nearly sprained my ankle writing ‘HELP’ in the sand on the beach only to have a giant wave wash it away as soon as I finished. I have SEAWEED stuck in my hair and a lobster permanently attached to one of my sopping wet socks. I’m glad Big Brother can’t see me like this, he’d disown me for sure! Oh, I must sign out for now, I think I might hear the cabana boy coming. ~*~Nanami~*~ Call for Help

Click x Confinement x Ahiru [09 Nov 2007|11:14pm] islandmoderator [ mood | sorry ] LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY gon_freeks) I needed my computer, so I clicked a button. Ahiru-san seemed to be slightly less opposed to her button than the others. So sorry, Ahiru-san, I had to press yours. If you want me to help you out with your gangster outfit during the week you're stuck in your cabin, I'll bring you what I can find. Killua can help too! Call for Help

So awesome [04 Nov 2007|06:50pm] islandmoderator [ mood | cheerful ] LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY kaname_chidori) I swear I'm having the best day ever. It's kind of freaky how well things have been working out for me since I woke up! First of all, at breakfast instead of the crumby slop they usually serve us, the lady handed me a tray with fresh crepes and a bowl of hot cereal topped with baked apples and cinnamon. When I asked her what the occasion was, she just shrugged and said it was what they handed her. And I'm telling you, the stuff was good! Not just by Island standards, either. It tasted like the breakfasts they used to serve at this little French cafe near our old apartment in New York. Seriously delicious! For some reason, it didn't look like anyone else got the same thing, though, so I have no idea where it came from. After breakfast, I decided to head over to the trading post to see how much the shop keeper guy was going to charge me to fix up my laptop. On a whim, I took a different rout than usual, and on my way I spotted something black and smooth next to a pile of large rocks by the path. So guess what it was! A computer. It looks like it's that Cagalli chick's. (I haven't head anything from her in quite a while, actually. Huh.) I looked around a little and found a few doubloons scattered around the rocks, too. I couldn't find any other trace of her, though, so I took the computer with me. Turns out that the keyboard is pretty easy to swap from one computer to another! My laptop now looks and works as good as new and I am up four doubloons for the day! With that all taken care of, I decided I still needed to go to the trading post to see about getting things for this gangster costume challenge. When I got there, the shop keeper was out front with a big bag in his hand. He was grumbling about useless junk and practically threw it at my feet. At first I thought it was garbage or something, but it turned out there was actually some pretty useful stuff in there!! So yeah, on the whole this day has been really awesome. Oh, and before I forget! Gon, did you leave that white rabbit's foot on my bed? I found one when I woke up this morning. Call for Help

[06 Nov 2007|06:10am] islandmoderator LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY killua) Hi guys, this is Gon! I’m borrowing Killua’s computer because mine broke! I can fix it… there’s just a small problem: What should I do!? Call for Help

[03 Nov 2007|02:36pm] islandmoderator LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY duck_princess) Ah heh... Um... So I haven't been around because um... I was chasing after my pet duck because she got lost! Or something like that... Hmmm... There are a lot less animals now then there was when I got here so I didn't have to worry about that, hahahaha... Ha... Um... Does anyone know what a gangster is? Call for Help

Colbert Report, November 3, 2007 [03 Nov 2007|05:00pm] islandmoderator [ mood | impressed ] LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY stephenjrsdad) My hand is back on my wrist. Everyone can relax, there was no permanent damage. I know you were all terribly concerned about my well being, just beside yourselves, but I assure you the top medical staff at this Island is remarkably adept. I know! I was surprised as well! I brought my hand after the incident in the cabin and when I woke up the next morning it was back on and no longer green. On top of that they removed the ghastly tattoo as well. I really don't know where they hide all their top of the line medical equipment but it must be here somewhere. Now if I could just understand why the Island thinks my new home is a cave. Surely it must be a joke. And there are sounds at night. And you have to sleep on the ground in ... sleeping bags. If anyone knows where I can reach this Island and lodge a complaint? Yes, please share. Thank you in advance. Call for Help

Audio Transcript [01 Nov 2007|09:18pm] islandmoderator LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY killua) Initializing Audio input. Audio input initalized. Setting paramaters. Audio content as follows: ( click here for text ) Call for Help

[27 Oct 2007|11:06pm] islandmoderator LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY gon_freeks) Hey Rock-head! GIMME BACK MY COMPUTER!! You go on and on about how stealing mascara or whatever isn't right and then you take off with my computer. WHERE ARE YOU?! I'M GONNA COME GET IT you hypocrite. I've got Gon with me and it's like having a friggin beagle. He'll SNIFF you out, you better watch out! Call for Help

[25 Oct 2007|11:55am] islandmoderator LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY johnathan_smith) Aha! If I make the fire outside, shoot the monkey and put it on a stick inside and then hang it outside over the fire, I can eat it! Genius! ...Though what do you think happens to those undead things if one eats them? Call for Help

Audio Transcript [27 Oct 2007|08:37pm] islandmoderator LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY killua) Initializing Audio input. Audio input initalized. Setting paramaters. Audio content as follows ( click for text ) Call for Help

Setback [24 Oct 2007|07:33pm] islandmoderator [ mood | drained ] LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY beautifulgreen) Killua-san found me. Sun too bright. Cannot follow Killua-san now. Will sleep until night fall. Will find you, Killua-san! Must cover windows. Must block out Call for Help

Awesome x Me x Better than Rock-head [24 Oct 2007|09:09pm] islandmoderator LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY killua) HAHAHA I am so awesome! Level up! Call for Help

Minty Fresh Success! [22 Oct 2007|05:11pm] islandmoderator [ mood | MINTY ] LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY irken_elite) Ahhh, the minty fresh smell of success is mine! I must report to my Tallest on the peculiarities of paste. My original findings indicate that paste is a sticky substance mainly of the white and tasteless variety, generally used by human worm children at Skool as a source of nutrition before and or after lunch. Its sticky nature also creates a bond between objects in order to fuse them together. Fusing is a popular activity at Skool. I of course in my amazingy genius have discovered that paste is an excellent counter to earth's horrible horrible "water". When coated in this paste the irken skin is no longer susceptible to burny pain and sizzley agony. I have successfully conquered this Gon-paste and taken it for my own! The tingley minty freshness of victory lingers in my mouth! The Skool paste was a lot more... see through... and not so lumpy... and WHY ARE THERE LITTLE BLACK BUGS FOLLOWING ME? AHHHH! MY FOOT! MY SLIMEY LEAFY BUGGY FOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT! GET THEM OFF OFFF I SAY! NOOOO! THEY WANT MY PASTE! IT'S ZIMS PASTE! ZIMS I SAY! ZIMSSSSSSSSSSSSS! OBEY MEEEEEEE! Call for Help

No Suke + Cooking + Bandages = Bad [22 Oct 2007|12:29pm] islandmoderator [ mood | distressed ] LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY cryptic_chef) Has anyone seen Sukekiyo?! You see, I was cooking some dinner for myself while getting Suke's meal ready and ... well, let's just say it's a lot harder to do when you're covered in dusty bandages that tend to come unraveled. First, this place doesn't have Suke's favorite cat food, so he's had to make do with the scraps left over from my food. That wouldn't be such a problem if I didn't keep dropping the knife (nearly hitting my darling kitty in the process). Suke was startled and ran to the other side of the kitchen every time the knife fell. I finally got his food ready, but he's no where to be found. I'm sure he'll come back soon, but if anyone happens to find him... Also, I wouldn't try walking into this kitchen. It's a little ... messed up. I turned the stove on to boil a pot of water, and as I was cooking, the bandages came unraveled without my knowing it. It was only a small fire -- it didn't hurt the tables or anything -- and after thirty minutes a short while, I was able to put it out. During this, I've come to realize either one or two things: 1) That I've lost my touch or 2) I could never successfully perform magic and all those other times had just been luck. It seems every time I've tried to use even the simplest spell, it has backfired. I finally had to quit trying to get it to rain in the kitchen and start using whatever I could find to pour water onto the flames. So, again, I wouldn't go into the kitchen for a bit. I really wish I wasn't covered in these wrappings. Not only are they annoying, but now they are charred from where they caught fire, and drenched from where I dumped water on them. So, I'm soaked, some of the bandages around my ankles are started to tear, and it's very uncomfortable to move. Call for Help

At least a B level mission [22 Oct 2007|11:57am] islandmoderator [ mood | anxious ] LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY beautifulgreen) I have caught the . . . hand that was attacking Gon-kun. I do not know how something like . . . just a hand can move so quickly. I have put it in he coffin, but . . . it seems to be trying to escape. I am sitting on top if the coffin at the moment. I can feel it pounding on the inside of the lid. It seems to be quite strong. Even with me sitting on top the lid lifts several inches each time it hits. The sun is beginning to come up. Call for Help

!!! [21 Oct 2007|01:28pm] islandmoderator [ mood | shocked ] LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY stephenjrsdad) IT'S GONE!! Call for Help

[19 Oct 2007|12:54pm] islandmoderator LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY duck_princess) ... .... ............ ...Quack. Call for Help

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