Hey, uh, anyone know where exactly I am? Last thing I remember was this chick named Monica and some really amazing hamburger joint and... Aw crap, don't tell me this is some kind of prank? I don't have time for this!
The name's Dean and if anyone sees a black car around here, TELL ME. Also, anyone seen a really tall brown-haired guy? Got a big head to fit his freaky-ass giant brain? I need him back too cause otherwise he's probably going to go and get all mopey and skip his next four meals. (By the way Sammy, if you read this and you ARE, I will kick your ass. Just sayin'.)