Raye (missbunko) wrote in literarycafe, @ 2008-06-20 19:03:00 |
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Wizarding Dolls Owner's Manual: Harry Potter
Title Wizarding Dolls: Harry Potter Owner's Manual
Characters: Harry Potter
Genre Humor/Parody
Rating T
Warning M-Preg, slash nothing explicit
Summary: This is a Owner's Manual for Harry Potter based on Diamond Mask's Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual series.
Note: if you want to learn more about the series go to the Author's Note .
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing save the effort put into making this drabble, the template is courtesy of Diamond Mask and the characters and situations belong to JK Rowling, Scholastic, Warner Bros, various other publishing companies, and the fantabulous people of the Harry Potter Fandom.
NOTE: This drabble was made using the EDWARD ELRIC's Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by the lovely Diamond Mask.
Wizarding Doll Harry Potter Owner’s Manual
CONGRATULATIONS!
TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS
ACCESSORIES
Removing your HARRY POTTER from his box:
Programming
Modes:
Customizations
Relations with Light Dolls
WEASELY FAMILY: This set includes AUTHUR, MOLLY, CHARLIE, BILL, FRED, GEORGE, PERCY, RON and GINNY WEASELY. This is your HARRY POTTER’s surrogate family and he is quiet happy to visit them often.
Relations with Dark Dolls
Cleaning
Your HARRY POTTER is quite capable of cleaning himself. However as the unit matures he is perfectly happy to allow you to join him in the shower and may even let you help him bathe.
Feeding
Your HARRY POTTER comes in his pre-Hogwarts state of malnutrition so be sure to feed him three square meals a day of healthy food. Also note that he is a growing boy and learning how to use magic so once you start him on his magical curriculum he will need an energy boosting diet.
Rest
Your Harry Potter suffers from terrible nightmares, so feel free to offer him a place beside you in bed so you can soothe him when he wakes in the middle of the night.
Frequently Asked Questions
Troubleshooting