lisa roquin's fic and art

title: The Alphabet Gang & Tweedle Twins
author: lisa roquin
rating: 15
fandom: MCR/SG1/SGA
series/sequel: A Step Out of Time Verse
characters/pairings: MCR(/Wives), Worm, Brian Schechter, Matt Cortez(/Cassie Frasier) Gen. Jack O'Neill, Mjr. Paul Davis.
disclaimer: all copyrighted characters and their "universes" belong to their respective authors, writers, creators, production companies, producers and long lists of people that are so very much not me. Quite simply, if you recognize it, it isn't mine. No profit made, no harm intended, just having fun.
summary: Well, as long as they have the bunch that stick out like sore thumbs following them, that means Jack and Cassie are still--somewhere.
warning: language?
author's note: timestamp meme, sorta, prompt was Jack & Cassie coming back but they were being a bit stupid adn this instead. I tried.
wordcount: 5800+



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title: On The Road-Day 1.
author: lisa roquin
rating: 15
fandom: My Chemical Romance
pairing/characters: Bob, Gerard, Mikey(/Alicia), Ray(/Christa), Frank(/Jamia) mention of past Gerard/Bert
series/sequel: Art of Codependency Verse
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary: How the hell did his band manage this shit? Really. How?
warning: slash? language? Didnot/Didtoo Is/Isn't arguments?
author notes: this has been sitting here for a good long while, but will work as a little sketch/interlude on it's own for the timestamp meme for inshadow8light who requested art of codependency verse. not orphans but...step closer to them maybe ~laughs~


( could they not record a record without some kind of possibly band ending drama? )

titleOf Sausages and Muffins and Other Pizza Like Things
author: lisa roquin
fandom: MCR/ FOB w/ "appearance" by Panic
rating15 PC (PURE CRACK),
series/sequel Pizza
pairing/characters:Mikey Way, Pete Wentz, the rest of FOB, Panic, Zack Hall, Alicia Simmons-Way & Ashlee Simpson-Wentz. references to Mikey/Pete, Mikey/Alicia, Pete/Ashlee, JoeTroh/Marie, Tommy Oliver/Connor McKnight (totally Brendon's fault) & wishful thinking Alicia/Ashlee (and er, yes, this is pretty much *GEN*)
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary: Plan P Which Totally Does Not Stand for Pizza, Nope, Not At All,
( You really think Frank's going to quit. Especially with Gerard and Mikey on board now?) is having trouble and Mikey accidentally sets off a bit of a Pete-Watching-Incident
warning:probably best not to eat or drink while reading. omfg crack. even for pizza
author notes: what little sense this is capable of making is probably aided by reading Love is Like Pizza and The Great Pizza Project
word count: 1150

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title: Jersey Boys and Curses
author: lisa roquin
rating: 15
fandom: Buffy The Vampire Slayer /My Chemical Romance
characters/pairings: Faith, Mikey Way, Matt Cortez, Frank Iero, Ray Toro, Gerard Way, Otter Pelissier, Brian Schechter
disclaimer: all copyrighted characters and their "universes" belong to their respective authors, writers, creators, production companies, producers and long lists of people that are so very much not me. Quite simply, if you recognize it, it isn't mine. No profit made, no harm intended, just having fun. As far as real people go-->lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary: The first time she meets him, she saves him from being eaten in an alley in Jersey
warning: nothing that you wouldn't see on an ep of BtVS
author's note: for silentflux for the birthday goodies offer
wordcount: 2689


( jersey boys and curses )

title: Satyr's Seduction
author: lisa roquin
rating: mature
fandom: My Chemical Romance/the Used
pairing/characters: Mikey Way/Jepha Howard
series/sequel: Harlequins from Hell
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of thier personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary: What's a lust demon to do when her darling spawn are shy and reclusive and stay in the lowest caverns of their cave drawing comics and designing video games? Why employ a matchmaker with milenia of experience at Veil Isle. Forget grandspawn, those would be nice, eventually, maybe, but no decently debauched and decadent Lust Demon should have to deal with spawn past half grown who might actually be ....virgins
warning: Slash, AU to the extreme, there are no bands, there is no sanity, there are very few actual humans. Crack, oh god so much crack. I'd be embarrassed but I'm having too much fun with the insanity.
author notes: for monroe_nell for the birthday goodies offer. and also ~facepalm~

previous fics: Siren's Embrace

( satyr's seduction )

title: The Great Pizza Project
author: lisa roquin
rating: 15
fandom: My Chemical Romance
series/sequel: Love Is Like Pizza
characters/pairings: My Chemical Romance, Matt Cortez, Brian Schechter
disclaimer: fiction. not real. fake. entirely made up for sheer ridiculousness.
summary: They're totally hopeless. Frank isn't giving up. And he's enlisting help.
warning: Frank's still insane. See the previous fic.
author's note: for purple alicorn for the music/fic prompts. which no I haven't forgotten. Honestly I haven't. prompt was MCR & things they come up with to amuse themselves on the road...doesn't quite fit and the song is totally random but...I tried. This has been sitting here a month but finally gave itself an ending this afternoon.
wordcount: 2200+
song--> Mind Your Own Business-Hank Williams Jr.

( the great pizza project )

Matt Cortez & Mikey Way


eta: when I went to check these (finally) the preview hotlink for the matt wp doesn't want to work for me. direct link--> http://img232.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=50253_mcr_matt_wpv2_122_570lo.jpg

"brushes" are clear background .pngs for simplicity and across the board use.
In Paintshop Pro 9
~open image in psp9
~click file, go down to export in the dropdown menu
~select custom brush
~name brush in the dialog box and save.

any other program ~shrugs~

( the sharpest of lives )


( desert song )

this one is...yeah. the idea stuck when I glanced at the prompts list over at medie's because we're awesome drabble a thon but while it formed up enough to call it a stand alone (6k words later, ~snorts~ not exactly a drabble) it's just...kinda there. The idea caught my attention but didn't really have all that much of a direction to go than this.



title Accidentally, but really a date
author: lisa roquin
fandom: MCR
rating ~facepalm~ how's that? okay 15/mature
pairing/characters: Ray/always-a-girl!Mikey, Gerard
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary: Ray is a hopeless dork. Mikey isn't much better.
warning:het, genderswitch, dorktitude of imminent proportions, sap, schmoop, angst, language,
author notes: prompt het-bandom, genderswap (any), passion for the music from medie's Because we're awesome drabble a thon
word count: 6400+


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