title: With Friends Like These...
author:lisa roquin
fandom: The Used/MCR
rating: Adult
pairing/characters: Matt Cortez/Jepha Howard, background Bert McCracken/Gerard Way, Brian, the rest of MCR & The Used floating around the background. (hint of Brian/Bob if you choose to read it that way & off screen Quinn/female tech)
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary: Bert's idea of being a concerned helpful friend might get someone killed one of these days, but he means well. (It was supposed to be porn. It vaguely caught hints of a plot on the way to getting to be porn, but not too much since the plot is mostly getting to the porn. Meh. Meandering to PWP how's that? Not exactly a lot to summarize other than Bert's a danger to himself & others on the way to porn)
warning: D/s, BDSM, m/m, waxing, shaving, biting, oral sex, masturbation, hair pulling, touch of spanking, object insertion/toys, bubble wand (no I'm not kidding)
Bertbeinghelpful,alcohol, prescription drug use (both legitimate & recreational, legal & not on the legitimate reason) implied marijuana Also *Time frame*: vaguely Warped 03 or 04? Not exactly canonical but works well enough so call it completely AU if you are twitchy on that. Drunk!Gerard/Bert makeout antics. See timeframe of vaguely 03-04 (Otter still in MCR, Branden still in the Used, Bob doing sound for the Used, Brian pulling double duty w/ both bands). Gerard drinking/using time period. Brian drinking/using time period. Mikey drinking/using time period. Jepha significantly less ink time frame.
Bert probably deserves a warning just for being Bert. overheard het. I'm probably forgetting something, but you get the picture. Straightforward kinky porn
& Bert-induced-trauma.author notes: I asked for drabbley distracty prompt on twitter almost two weeks ago because I needed to stay awake and no concentration to pick up anything in progress. pompt from kit & jynx Cortez/Jepha waxing & biting. it turned into this. Since Kit already gotses a fic, the last distraction piece, this one's all Jynxie's (hides cause it prolly adds up to ton of stuff jynx hates)
thanks to Jiltanith, Kit, Gwionfawyr & Wolfenverde for the readthroughs
word count: ballpark 20k+
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