lisa roquin's fic and art

( Do You Believe In Magic? )

title: This Wizard Shit is Crazy
author: lisa roquin
rating: *CRACK* (call it 13 for language)
fandom: 30 Seconds to Mars/Harry Potter.
characters/pairings: Tomo, Tim, Shannon, Jared, Viktor Krum/Harry Potter
disclaimer: all copyrighted characters and their "universes" belong to their respective authors, writers, creators, production companies, producers and long lists of people that are so very much not me. Real People belong to themselves. Quite simply, if you recognize it, it isn't mine. No profit made, no harm intended, just having fun.
summary: For his part Tomo would just as soon be Muggle, thank you. The Wizard shit was crazy
warning: crackety crack crack crack. and baby butt cracks too.
author's note: I either need more sleep or more caffiene to have the attention span of a gnat. but this improved my mood and amused gwionfawyr this afternoon.
written for kynxpirations picture prompt #1 09/17/09
wordcount: 683


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full header & previous parts:
an unexpected meeting || unusual conversations || un-imaginary friends and places, really || unlikely coincidence || unplanned vacation || unsanctioned dragon(s) pt1 || unsanctioned dragon(s) pt2 || unhappy dragons and people || unrepentent stubbornness and unapologetic smart alecs || un-named part nine||uncomplicated evening, yeah right || unbelievable morons


( un-snarling the ministry mess )

Colin Farrell x1
Harry Potter x4 (ron, hermione, 2 harry)
Karl Urban x3
Keira Knightley x2
My Chemical Romance x12
Panic at the Disco x3

subject suggestions, pointings to pic spams or episode caps are welcome. My approach to iconning is "what can I do with that" so subjects are wide open. (I'm on dialup so a lot of the massive zips of pretty pretty caps are beyond me having the patience or time to get)

resources: here

rules
~want. take. have.
~credit is nice, comments are adored, neither necessary.
~hotlinking is evil.
~text can be added if you so desire.

( omg random )

full header & previous parts:
an unexpected meeting || unusual conversations || un-imaginary friends and places, really || unlikely coincidence || unplanned vacation || unsanctioned dragon(s) pt1 || unsanctioned dragon(s) pt2 || unhappy dragons and people || unrepentent stubbornness and unapologetic smart alecs || un-named part nine||uncomplicated evening, yeah right



( unbelievable morons )

full header & previous parts:
an unexpected meeting || unusual conversations || un-imaginary friends and places, really || unlikely coincidence || unplanned vacation || unsanctioned dragon(s) pt1 || unsanctioned dragon(s) pt2 || unhappy dragons and people || unrepentent stubbornness and unapologetic smart alecs || un-named part nine


( uncomplicated evening, yeah right )

full header & previous parts:
an unexpected meeting || unusual conversations || un-imaginary friends and places, really || unlikely coincidence || unplanned vacation || unsanctioned dragon(s) pt1 || unsanctioned dragon(s) pt2 || unhappy dragons and people || unrepentent stubbornness and unapologetic smart alecs

( un-named part nine )

full header & previous parts:
an unexpected meeting || unusual conversations || un-imaginary friends and places, really || unlikely coincidence || unplanned vacation || unsanctioned dragon(s) pt1 || unsanctioned dragon(s) pt 2 || unhappy dragons and people

( unrepentent stubbornness and unapologetic smart alecs )

full header & previous parts:
an unexpected meeting || unusual conversations || un-imaginary friends and places, really || unlikely coincidence || unplanned vacation || unsanctioned dragon(s) pt 1 || unsanctioned dragon(s) pt 2


( unhappy dragons and people )

full header & previous parts:
an unexpected meeting || unusual conversations || un-imaginary friends and places, really || unlikely coincidence || unplanned vacation || unsanctioned dragon(s) 1

( unsanctioned dragon(s) 2 )

full header & previous parts:
an unexpected meeting || unusual conversations || un-imaginary friends and places, really || unlikely coincidence || unplanned vacation


( unsanctioned dragon(s) 1 )

full header & previous parts:
an unexpected meeting || unusual conversations || un-imaginary friends and places, really || unlikely coincidence


( unplanned vacation )

full header & previous parts:
an unexpected meeting || unusual conversations || un-imaginary friends and places, really


( unlikely coincidence )

previous parts: an unexpected meeting || unusual conversations


( Un-Imaginary Places and Friends, really )

Previous parts: an unexpected meeting


( unusual conversations )

title: A Series of (mostly) Unapocalyptic Events
author: lisa roquin
rating: 15ish, nothing too far out of the realm of possible for canon, nothing overly graphic.
fandom: Buffy/Harry Potter
characters/pairings: Xander & George Weasley friendship, and a side of everyone else
disclaimer: all copyrighted characters and their "universes" belong to their respective authors, writers, creators, production companies, producers and long lists of people that are so very much not me. Quite simply, if you recognize it, it isn't mine. No profit made, no harm intended, just having fun.
summary: Leave it to Xander to blunder around a four-hundred year old curse.
warning: Deathly Hallows Canon compliant
author's note: for Dulcinea, 2007 TtH Holiday Ficathon for Dulcinea who wanted word humor (like puns and witty quips), a happy ending, canon compliance (both BtVS and crossover should be in character and they should meet in a believable way- no human AU pool boy rich widow scenarios).
I tried, and I hope you enjoy. They're merrily babbling along stupidly, hopefully the entirety will be up within the next day or two.
wordcount:

( an unexpected meeting )

Title: Hufflepuff
Claim: Highlander, Gen Series
Fandom: Highlander/Harry Potter
Characters/Pairing: Amanda, Cedric Diggory
Prompt: 13 Yellow
Word Count: 246
Rating: Crack (harmless)
Author's Notes: written for Crossovers100 on LJ

( Hufflepuff )

Title: Bed of Thorns
Author: lisa roquin
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Severus/Remus
Rating: Adult, if mommy and daddy can still ground you and take away net priveleges you have no business reading this.
Kink: altered mind states (pollen-induced!smut), bondage, references to voyuerism, underage (Harry/Neville in the first two stories in which they are 17/7th years.) Snape being his usual somewhat vindictive and nasty self.
Series: Pollination #3 follows Seymour, Rose, Violet, Gilt and Humphrey and Accidental Voyuer
Disclaimer: No copyrighted charecters are any way shape or form mine. They belong to their respective creators, production companies, publishers etc. No harm intended. No money made.
Summary: Remus has pollen from Neville's plants on him when Snape finds him during the Halloween dance at Hogwarts. Trio &Co's 7th year.
Author's Note:


warnings: see kink. see series. see summary. see rating. see author who generally doesn't write smut well. Think all of the above rather makes need for warning redundant.


( bed of thorns )

Title: Accidental Voyuer
Author: lisa roquin
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Neville/Harry, Remus
Rating: R
Kink: Voyuerism
Series: Pollination #2
Disclaimer: No copyrighted charecters are any way shape or form mine. They belong to their respective creators, production companies, publishers etc. No harm intended. No money made.
Summary: Remus gets an eyefull when he goes to check on Harry and Neville in the greenhouse.
Word count: 798
Author's Note: Set during Halloween night in the greenhouse in Seymour, Rose, Violet, Gilt and Humphrey written for nevillosity 's Herbology Incident challenge. Can be read alone easily enough though. Simple sex-pollen cliche continuation.
Originally intended for pervy_werewolf's Lusty Month of May, but didn't get to it in time. It works for the Wanking Challenge as well, though


( Accidental Voyuer )

Title: Seymour, Rose, Violet, Gilt and Humphrey
Author: lisa roquin
Pairing(s): Harry/Neville
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: No copyrighted charecters are any way shape or form mine. They belong to their respective creators, production companies, publishers etc. No harm intended. No money made.
Summary: Neville accidentally creates a new type of plant over the summer and brings it to school as his Herbology Project Seventh year. It's humourous plants with PWP pollen-induced clumsy smut.
Warnings: er, well, implied plant sex, and pollen-induced slash.
Author's Note: Written for the Herbology Incident challenge at nevillosity Be kind. Writing Smut scenes is not my forte.


( seymour, rose, violet, gilt & humphrey )