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( An Exception to Every Rule )

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apologies for not getting this up last night as planned. by the time I got to it I was more asleep than awake and gave up for the night.

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note of randomnes, yes, the Chumash and Olmec are/were both real peoples. And if you catch it and are wondering. Yep. That's exactly who that is supposed to be.

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title: Away With The Boys In The Band
author: lisa roquin
rating: adult
fandom: 30stm/BtVS/MCR
series/sequel: Hellfire Tales
characters/pairings: Matt Cortez/Xander Harris, Matt Cortez/Jared Leto, Matt Cortez/Xander Harris/Jared Leto. MCR/Wives, Brian & Worm, 30 Seconds to Mars, The Dingoes Ate My Baby, Mike & Oksana Harris, Vlad Batran (of House Draculesti), Jake Coyote, Clay Grundy
disclaimer: all copyrighted characters and their "universes" belong to their respective authors, writers, creators, production companies, producers and long lists of people that are so very much not me. Quite simply, if you recognize it, it isn't mine. No profit made, no harm intended, just having fun.
summary: Riot Tour, all of Riot Squads bands and then some out on summer long festival tour which has Brian eating tums like candy with the investment he has in this before the tour gets invaded by weirdness right and left with Matt, Xander and Jared at the center of it.

warning: whoa boy. angst. crack. ~facepalm you gotta be kidding me you actually went there~ for a couple characters. original characters. questionable consent issues due to the curse on Matt & Xander, more angst, curses, violence, mild gore, implied/referenced abusive childhood situations (Xander, Mike, Oksana), pregnancy hormones, insanity both of the these guys are batshit and the needing medication/hospilization kind, seriously classify this as "Dark/SemiDark Batshit Angsty Crack" Past Redeemable Willow. Dusted Angelus.

author's note: canon? uh...for Buffy & Angel the TVseries uhm mostly. Perhaps minor deviations to make something work but for the most part Buffy S1-S7 is adhered to Angel? On the canon major points referenced yeah. The Buffy & Angel Comics? No. Other than Dracula got ahold of Xander at some point again.
author's note 2: Vlad Batran (Vlad cel Batran, Vlad the Elder) is not a historical figure but a complete fictional construct stuck in to serve as BtVS verse's Dracula. (the canon explaining of Dracula showing up in Sunnydale thrown out the window, sorta)
author's note 3: For Riddick who won this for Sweet Charity, it is late, it is starting being posted as a WIP. Very Late between life and the prequels it demanded and has spawned a vast verse full of everything imaginable and more.
thanks to jiltanith, gwionfawyr, saddle_tramp, wolfenverde & killing_rose for listening to me beat my head on the desk trying to untangle the insanity and catching typos, goofs and when I really needed to be sleeping instead of writing (hopefully I'm catching the corrections and not making more goofs in correcting)


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Multiverse crossover of angst-ridden crack and lunatics. So, yeah, the usual. With ghosts, golems, demons, trickster gods, witches, curses and all that good stuff too.

Original Character Reference added to as we go.

Down The Rabbit Hole -- 15, gen. MCR/BtVS. Matt ends up riding along with Brian to make a pitch to the Dingos in Hellfire Nevada. one || two (PDF)

Could Have Been Worse-- adult. MCR/BtVS. Xander/Matt Cortez. At least the guy he ended up married to/owned by by way of a demonically cursed gem was human. That was something, right? one || two || three || four || five || six || seven (PDF)

Away With The Boys In The Band-- in progress

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title: Could Have Been Worse
author: lisa roquin
rating: adult
fandom: BtVS/MCR/30stm
series/sequel: Hellfire Tales
characters/pairings: Xander Harris/Matt Cortez, (past Matt/Jared Leto) The Dingoes (Oz/Devon, Mitch, Keith) Hellfire's residents, living and not as well as a few guests.
disclaimer: all copyrighted characters and their "universes" belong to their respective authors, writers, creators, production companies, producers and long lists of people that are so very much not me. Quite simply, if you recognize it, it isn't mine. No profit made, no harm intended, just having fun.
summary: Hey, at least the guy he ended up with was human even if the marriage was by way of a demonically cursed ruby. Considering he was the demon magnet, that was actually, really something.
warning: slash. het. language. spell-induced circumstantial dub-con off screen.
author's note: thanks to wolfenverde, gwionfawyr, saddle tramp, killing rose, TW & jiltanith for listening to my headdesking and unravelling tangles on this.
as if the last month hasn't been nuts enough with plumbing nightmares and insomnia streak. Muses decided Down the Rabbit Hole and this had to be written before I could write the SweetCharity fic that spawned this verse.
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title: Down the Rabbit Hole
author: lisa roquin
rating: 15 (gen)
fandom: MCR/30stm/BtVS
series/sequel: Hellfire Tales
characters/pairings: Matt Cortez, Brian Schechter, Tyson O'Neill, Xander Harris, Faith Lehane, Wesley Wyndham Price, Tara McClay, Spike, The Dingoes Ate My Baby (Oz/Devon, Mitch, Keith), Whisky Rose
disclaimer: all copyrighted characters and their "universes" belong to their respective authors, writers, creators, production companies, producers and long lists of people that are so very much not me. Quite simply, if you recognize it, it isn't mine. No profit made, no harm intended, just having fun.
summary: Brian's latest obsession—The Dingoes Ate My Baby—has Matt along for the ride to Hellfire, Nevada. The town and it's residents are unique to say the least.
Warning: ~throws hands up in the air~ I have no idea. There's absolutely nothing that would upset me as a reader not being warned for, but I admittedly don't have any real fic triggers or squicks. If anyone thinks it needs a warning I'll stick it on here. There is nothing more than passing mention/roundabout implied.
author's note: Happy Birthday Wolfenverde
word count: 13,000+

( down the rabbit hole )

title: Totally Screwed
author: lisa roquin
rating: adult
fandom: mcr/btvs
pairing/characters: Matt Cortez/Xander Harris, MCR(/wives), The Dingoes, Worm, Faith, Andrew
series/sequel: Out of His League
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of thier personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary: It had to be some sort of cosmic payback for all the eyerolling he'd done at the Great Unicorn Romance that went from hookup to happily ever after in about thirty seconds flat.
warning: slash. smut. insanity.
author notes: for gwionfawyr for the timestamp meme request of Matt & Xander's first date.
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pdf of full story plus cover art here

~sighs~ I lied. The jumble of notes and scraps of scenes conversation is longer than what I thought when it's all fleshed and put together and straightened to some coherency. One restless boo and a massive case of freezies tonight which killed more time than believable. Final part tomorrow because I didn't get it all done around chaos, but I got *something* done.

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