lisa roquin's fic and art

title: This Wizard Shit is Crazy
author: lisa roquin
rating: *CRACK* (call it 13 for language)
fandom: 30 Seconds to Mars/Harry Potter.
characters/pairings: Tomo, Tim, Shannon, Jared, Viktor Krum/Harry Potter
disclaimer: all copyrighted characters and their "universes" belong to their respective authors, writers, creators, production companies, producers and long lists of people that are so very much not me. Real People belong to themselves. Quite simply, if you recognize it, it isn't mine. No profit made, no harm intended, just having fun.
summary: For his part Tomo would just as soon be Muggle, thank you. The Wizard shit was crazy
warning: crackety crack crack crack. and baby butt cracks too.
author's note: I either need more sleep or more caffiene to have the attention span of a gnat. but this improved my mood and amused gwionfawyr this afternoon.
written for kynxpirations picture prompt #1 09/17/09
wordcount: 683


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titleTry Anything: Want
author: lisa roquin
fandom: 30stm
series/sequel: Try Anything
rating ADULT
pairing/characters: Tim/Jared (background implied w/ sledgehammer Shannon/Tomo)
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary: Tim knows what he wants--everything. If Jared can handle that, and he can survive Jared's nastier reflexes.
warning: D/s, psychologically/emotionally intense scene (well hopefully), nipple clamps, (bruising force) spanking, oral sex, *rough* wall sex. semi-public at least over hearable in the next room, know what they're doing sex if you count Shan & Tomo as "public"
author notes:
word count: 11,883

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title: Sobering Up
author: lisa roquin
rating: mature/adult
fandom: 30 Seconds to Mars
pairing/characters: Shannon/Jared
series/sequel: prequel to/ set about a month prior to Massage
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary: If Jared ever did anything like this again Shannon was just going to wring his fucking neck
warning: ~headdesk~ I have no idea. Maybe drunk/drugged impaired consent, incestuous sorta frottage? Masturbation. See pairing, rating, sequel. ~throws hands up in the air~
author notes: started for kynxpirations anon-meme prompt J/S wallsex, quickly obvious (500ish words in) it wasn't going to go there and let sit in favor of things with deadlines. Today, stuck stuck and stuck more when had writing time so asked for idea of something short to dislodge stuckness. kit wanted continuation of Massage among other things. Dug this back up to finish. All I can say is it's finished, unbeta'd but finished, and think I'm unstuck on the others.
word count: 4960



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title: Gangbang
author: lisa roquin
rating: Adult
fandom: 30 Seconds to Mars
pairing/characters: Tim/Jared, Jared/Multiple, 30stm GSF
series/sequel: not intentional but could work as future-fic in Try Anything verse
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary: ....see title. that really says it all
warning: see title, incest, D/s elements
author notes: written for kynxpirations anon kink meme, prompt Jared/anyone gangbang
word count: 1340


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title: Loup Garou
author: lisa roquin
rating: ADULT
fandom: 30 Seconds to Mars
pairing/characters: Shannon/Jared, Tim
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary: The bitch came too close, sniffing at theirs. Tim might not be Pack, but he was still theirs.
warning: letocest, werewolf-beastiality
author notes: written for kynxpirations anon kink meme, prompt Jared/Shannon, werewolves
word count: 2750


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title: Dirty
author: lisa roquin
rating: adult
fandom: 30 Seconds to Mars
pairing/characters: Shannon/Jared
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of thier personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
warning: letocest, rough consensual sex
author notes: written for kynxpirations anon kink meme prompt Jared/Shannon, Dirty
wordcount: 840ish


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title: Like He Belonged There
author: lisa roquin
rating: 15/ mature
fandom: 30stm
pairing/characters: Tim/OC, Jared
series/sequel: few months after Cleopatra,
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary: Jared hated Ange a whole lot just now.
warning:
author notes: kynxpirations prompt "watching" 4/6/09
alternative scene for sequel to Cleopatra, that *almost*, really truly almost works as standalone, more working out some bugs and shutting Jared up.
word count: 771 (Whoohoo under 1k! That counts for something almost drabble like right?)

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title Try Anything ONce #12: Held
author: lisa roquin
fandom: 30 Seconds to Mars
rating 15/Mature
pairing/characters: Tim/Jared, Shannon, Tomo
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary: "I've gotcha, Jared,"
warning: D/s, mature themes, Jared neurosis?
author notes: thanks to: gwionfawyr for the title, wolfvenverde for hand holding and muse-bribery, kit for the read through this working?
word count: 4600ish.
Previous pieces in Series:

How It All Began || Kissing || Handjob || Button Pushing || Fingers || Rules || Limits || Quiet || Gonna Kill Me || Need || Ice


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title: Try Anything Once #11: Ice
author: lisa roquin
rating: adult
fandom: 30 seconds to mars
pairing/characters: Tim/Jared
series/sequel: Try Anything Once
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
warning: D/s
word count: 3500
author notes: series kicked off with kynxpirations prompt trysexual back in Jan and this one actually lines up with 03-23-09 prompt of temperature.

previous stories in series:
How It All Began || Kissing || Handjob || Button Pushing || Fingers || Rules || Limits || Quiet || Gonna Kill Me || Need


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title: Try Anything Once 10: Need
author: lisa roquin
rating: ADULT
fandom: 30stm
pairing/characters: Tim/Jared
series/sequel: Try Anything
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary: “Need...I...need....” he couldn't force the words out, couldn't stand for Tim to freak or say no.
warning: D/s, blindfold, light restraints, whipping
word count: 5700+

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titleTry Anything Once #8: Quiet
author: lisa roquin
fandom: 30Stm
rating adult
pairing/characters: jared/tim
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary:Shhh, not a sound. Don't wake up Shannon and Tomo
warning: d/s, forced silence, misuse of guitar picks, unintentional mild oxygen dep (harmless, no airway restrictions of any kind), pain play
author notes:inspired by kynxpirations "trysexual" prompt (1-10-09) and porn weekend.
also no, not like that with the guitar picks--~eyes TW~. The girl's brain went to places at the mention of guitar picks that had her: " O.o WTF? you can't mean.." and me: " O.O you scare me". ~laughs~
word count: 2500

( quiet )

titleTry Anything Once #7: Limits
author: lisa roquin
fandom: 30stm
rating adult
pairing/characters: Jared/Tim
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary: You can't say it, so you have to write it.
warning: d/s, groping
author notes: series inspired by kynxpirations "trysexual" prompt 1-10-09
word count: 2700+


( limits )

title: Try Anything Once #6: Rules
author: lisa roquin
fandom: 30stm
rating: adult
pairing/characters: Jared/Tim
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary: .“You're basically-winding yourself up, scaring the fuck out of your brother being weird the last few days and are ready to kill me because I wasn't an asshole and...I don't know, didn't try to put you on a leash because you let me touch you.”
warning: d/s, mention of spanking
author notes: kynxpirations pornweekend prompt "trysexual" (1-10-09)
word count: 2900


( rules )

title: Try Anything Once #5: Fingers
author: lisa roquin
fandom: 30stm
rating: adult
pairing/characters: Jared/Tim
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary: Passive aggressive batshit asshole wasn't going to give him a damn thing to work with yet. Somehow he had the feeling he was being tested. It was Jared, he was pretty sure he was absolutely justified in that thought.
warning: d/s-ish, see title, 'splains it all really
author notes: kynxpirations pornweekend prompt "trysexual" (1-10-09)
word count: 2200

( fingers )

title: Try Anything Once #4: Button Pushing
author: lisa roquin
fandom: 30stm
rating: mature/adult
pairing/characters: Jared/Tim
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary: The bastard was way too goddamned good at button pushing
warnings: language, masturbation. kinda still-clueless-dom!Tim? d/s even if the dom in the picture kinda hasn't caught the cluebus yet.
author notes: kynxpirations pornweekend prompt "trysexual" (1-10-09)
word count: 1115

( button pushing )

title: Try Anything Once 3/14: Handjob
author: lisa roquin
fandom: 30stm
rating: mature/adult
pairing/characters: Jared/Tim
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary: "Would a handjob help you sleep?"
warnings: language, handjob, masturbation. kinda accidentally dommy!Tim?
author notes: kynxpirations pornweekend prompt "trysexual" (1-10-09)
word count: 1361



( handjob )

title: Try Anything Once 2/14: Kissing
author: lisa roquin
fandom: 30stm
rating: 15+/mature
pairing/characters: Jared/Tim
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary: If Tim ever had this bright idea again, jeans were going first because coming in his pants like a teenager was goddamned ridiculous
warning:language? kissing, frottage, paranoid Jared
author notes: kynxpirations pornweekend prompt "trysexual" (1-10-09)
word count: 1189

( kissing )

title: Try Anything Once 1/14: How it All Began
author: lisa roquin
fandom: 30stm
rating: 13/15 for this one.
pairing/characters: Jared/Tim
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary:How it started was simple enough. Sorta. It was Tomo's fault.
warning:language?
author notes: kynxpirations pornweekend prompt "trysexual" (1-10-09)
word count: 841

author's note 2: next is kissing after that the last 12 little ficlet/smutlets are up in the air...so feel free to suggest whatever tickles your fancy. I have time to write the rest of this afternoon and all evening and need a break from the angst fests currently in progress.


( How it all began )

title Got Your Attention?
author: lisa roquin
fandom: 30 Seconds to Mars RPS
rating Adult
pairing/characters: Shannon/Jared
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary: “Uh uh, little brother, not this time. This time we're doing things my way”
warning: slash, insest, mild d/s (read barely there and I'm squinting at that because it doesn't seem really the right wording/warning for this but whatever. Bit of a powerplay and talk of spanking.)
author notes: for kynxpiratrions lyric prompt Dec30, 2008,
word count: 3018 uhm....drabble? Drabble? What's that? Yeah totally fail. They...probably could have gone 10k longer but I made them find a stopping point, because this is so totally not what I intended to write when I had time to write today.

prompt:
So be my massacre, be my masochist, be my tease
Cause you captivate me when you stand in front of me

Evans Blue ~ The Tease


( Got Your Attention? )

prequel: Chance Meeting
other stories in verse: full list here

warnings:graphic sex, angst, language, drug & alcohol use, mild violence, more sex, more language, more angst, touching on numerous trigger-worthy issues woven through that go from abortion, sexual harassment, past references to/implications of rape & consensual turned non-con (nothing on screen) reference to domestic abuse, and the list goes on. Honestly I'm at a loss for attempting to warn for this one, the above has bearing on how these guys are/behave/how they're screwed up but not the focus of anything exactly. The accumulative effects of living hard and most around them doing the same is more accurate for a warning. Here be smut, angst and a fairly rough rollercoaster ride.

full header/disclaimer & part 1 || part 2 || part 3 || part 4 || part 5 || part 6 || part 7 || part 8 || part 9 || part 10 || part 11 || part 12 || part 13 || part 14 || part 15|| part 16 || Interlude: Matt, Gloria & Nick|| part 17 || part 18 || part 19 || part 20 || part 21 || part 22 || part 23 || part 24 || part 25 || part 26 || part 27 || part 28 || part 29 || Interlude: Nick & Matt ||part 30 || part 31 || part 32 || part 33 || part 34 || part 35 || part 36



( New Jesey, May 2010 pt 1 )