lisa roquin's fic and art

full header & part 1 || part 2 || three


( four )

full header & part 1 || part 2

( three )

full header & part 1

( two )

title: Could Have Been Worse
author: lisa roquin
rating: adult
fandom: BtVS/MCR/30stm
series/sequel: Hellfire Tales
characters/pairings: Xander Harris/Matt Cortez, (past Matt/Jared Leto) The Dingoes (Oz/Devon, Mitch, Keith) Hellfire's residents, living and not as well as a few guests.
disclaimer: all copyrighted characters and their "universes" belong to their respective authors, writers, creators, production companies, producers and long lists of people that are so very much not me. Quite simply, if you recognize it, it isn't mine. No profit made, no harm intended, just having fun.
summary: Hey, at least the guy he ended up with was human even if the marriage was by way of a demonically cursed ruby. Considering he was the demon magnet, that was actually, really something.
warning: slash. het. language. spell-induced circumstantial dub-con off screen.
author's note: thanks to wolfenverde, gwionfawyr, saddle tramp, killing rose, TW & jiltanith for listening to my headdesking and unravelling tangles on this.
as if the last month hasn't been nuts enough with plumbing nightmares and insomnia streak. Muses decided Down the Rabbit Hole and this had to be written before I could write the SweetCharity fic that spawned this verse.
wordcount: 29, 710


( one )

full header & first part

( Read more... )

title: Down the Rabbit Hole
author: lisa roquin
rating: 15 (gen)
fandom: MCR/30stm/BtVS
series/sequel: Hellfire Tales
characters/pairings: Matt Cortez, Brian Schechter, Tyson O'Neill, Xander Harris, Faith Lehane, Wesley Wyndham Price, Tara McClay, Spike, The Dingoes Ate My Baby (Oz/Devon, Mitch, Keith), Whisky Rose
disclaimer: all copyrighted characters and their "universes" belong to their respective authors, writers, creators, production companies, producers and long lists of people that are so very much not me. Quite simply, if you recognize it, it isn't mine. No profit made, no harm intended, just having fun.
summary: Brian's latest obsession—The Dingoes Ate My Baby—has Matt along for the ride to Hellfire, Nevada. The town and it's residents are unique to say the least.
Warning: ~throws hands up in the air~ I have no idea. There's absolutely nothing that would upset me as a reader not being warned for, but I admittedly don't have any real fic triggers or squicks. If anyone thinks it needs a warning I'll stick it on here. There is nothing more than passing mention/roundabout implied.
author's note: Happy Birthday Wolfenverde
word count: 13,000+

( down the rabbit hole )

title: Totally Screwed
author: lisa roquin
rating: adult
fandom: mcr/btvs
pairing/characters: Matt Cortez/Xander Harris, MCR(/wives), The Dingoes, Worm, Faith, Andrew
series/sequel: Out of His League
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of thier personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary: It had to be some sort of cosmic payback for all the eyerolling he'd done at the Great Unicorn Romance that went from hookup to happily ever after in about thirty seconds flat.
warning: slash. smut. insanity.
author notes: for gwionfawyr for the timestamp meme request of Matt & Xander's first date.
word count: 9165


( totally screwed )

full header & part one

( part two )

Title: Bastian's Tribe of Barbarians Musicians
author: lisa roquin
rating: mature
fandom: Highlander/MCR
pairing/characters: Methos, Joe Dawson, Duncan MacLeod, Connor MacLeod, Brian (Bastian) Schechter, Gerard Way/Lyn Ballato Way, Mikey Way/Alicia Simmons Way, Frank Iero/Jamia Nestor Iero, Ray Toro/Christa Toro, Bob Bryar, Matt Cortez, Worm
series/sequel: Bastian Von Shonau
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of thier personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything. Nor do I own any copy righted characters. No money made, no harm intended. Just having ufn.
summary: In 1102 Methos found a new Immortal, a half insane young barbarian peasant named Bastian, eventually Bastian Von Schonau. Bastian's three preImmortal friends are now Immortal and the barbarians musicians have invaded Seacouver for help.
Warning: violence, decapitation, violence, gore-ish things. Crude humor. Duct-taped Duncan. Cute toddlers.
author notes: for the timestamp meme, Andy's request for something a year after Bastian Von Schonau, no longer all mortal and still batshit.
also—as per usual, canon? Canon? Oh no. nope not sorry. Arihmon arc didn't happen. Richie is alive and only the first movie exists in my world.
Word count: 13,600+

( part one )

title: On The Road-Day 1.
author: lisa roquin
rating: 15
fandom: My Chemical Romance
pairing/characters: Bob, Gerard, Mikey(/Alicia), Ray(/Christa), Frank(/Jamia) mention of past Gerard/Bert
series/sequel: Art of Codependency Verse
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary: How the hell did his band manage this shit? Really. How?
warning: slash? language? Didnot/Didtoo Is/Isn't arguments?
author notes: this has been sitting here for a good long while, but will work as a little sketch/interlude on it's own for the timestamp meme for inshadow8light who requested art of codependency verse. not orphans but...step closer to them maybe ~laughs~


( could they not record a record without some kind of possibly band ending drama? )

titleOf Sausages and Muffins and Other Pizza Like Things
author: lisa roquin
fandom: MCR/ FOB w/ "appearance" by Panic
rating15 PC (PURE CRACK),
series/sequel Pizza
pairing/characters:Mikey Way, Pete Wentz, the rest of FOB, Panic, Zack Hall, Alicia Simmons-Way & Ashlee Simpson-Wentz. references to Mikey/Pete, Mikey/Alicia, Pete/Ashlee, JoeTroh/Marie, Tommy Oliver/Connor McKnight (totally Brendon's fault) & wishful thinking Alicia/Ashlee (and er, yes, this is pretty much *GEN*)
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary: Plan P Which Totally Does Not Stand for Pizza, Nope, Not At All,
( You really think Frank's going to quit. Especially with Gerard and Mikey on board now?) is having trouble and Mikey accidentally sets off a bit of a Pete-Watching-Incident
warning:probably best not to eat or drink while reading. omfg crack. even for pizza
author notes: what little sense this is capable of making is probably aided by reading Love is Like Pizza and The Great Pizza Project
word count: 1150

( Read more... )

prequel: Chance Meeting
other stories in verse: full list here

warnings:graphic sex, angst, language, drug & alcohol use, mild violence, more sex, more language, more angst, touching on numerous trigger-worthy issues woven through that go from abortion, sexual harassment, past references to/implications of rape & consensual turned non-con (nothing on screen) reference to domestic abuse, and the list goes on. Honestly I'm at a loss for attempting to warn for this one, the above has bearing on how these guys are/behave/how they're screwed up but not the focus of anything exactly. The accumulative effects of living hard and most around them doing the same is more accurate for a warning. Here be smut, angst and a fairly rough rollercoaster ride.

full header/disclaimer & part 1 || part 2 || part 3 || part 4 || part 5 || part 6 || part 7 || part 8 || part 9 || part 10 || part 11 || part 12 || part 13 || part 14 || part 15|| part 16 || Interlude: Matt, Gloria & Nick|| part 17 || part 18 || part 19 || part 20 || part 21 || part 22 || part 23 || part 24 || part 25 || part 26 || part 27 || part 28 || part 29 || Interlude: Nick & Matt ||part 30 || part 31 || part 32 || part 33 || part 34 || part 35 || part 36 || part 37 || part 38|| part 39 || part 40 || part 41 || part 42 || part 43



( New Jersey, May 2010, pt8 )

Title: Probably a Train
author: lisa roquin
rating: 15/mature
fandom: bandom rps (mcr)
pairing/characters: Frank Iero, Matt Cortez, (reference to Frank/Jamia)
series/sequel: Just Frankie Verse
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
Summary: All that happy horseshit about bright sides and light at the end of the tunnel and all that? Yeah, right. Whatever. Frank's pretty sure that light is probably another damned train.
warning: transgender, language, alcohol, angst
author notes: written for kynx_fic's not an xmas fic type thing 2008 thanks to gwionfawyr and jiltanith for the quick beta. They got the sucky christmas even if they didn't quite hit anti-christmas.
prompt: there is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.

( probably a train )

prequel: Chance Meeting
other stories in verse: full list here

warnings:graphic sex, angst, language, drug & alcohol use, mild violence, more sex, more language, more angst, touching on numerous trigger-worthy issues woven through that go from abortion, sexual harassment, past references to/implications of rape & consensual turned non-con (nothing on screen) reference to domestic abuse, and the list goes on. Honestly I'm at a loss for attempting to warn for this one, the above has bearing on how these guys are/behave/how they're screwed up but not the focus of anything exactly. The accumulative effects of living hard and most around them doing the same is more accurate for a warning. Here be smut, angst and a fairly rough rollercoaster ride.

full header/disclaimer & part 1 || part 2 || part 3 || part 4 || part 5 || part 6 || part 7 || part 8 || part 9 || part 10 || part 11 || part 12 || part 13 || part 14 || part 15|| part 16 || Interlude: Matt, Gloria & Nick|| part 17 || part 18 || part 19 || part 20 || part 21 || part 22 || part 23 || part 24 || part 25 || part 26 || part 27 || part 28 || part 29 || Interlude: Nick & Matt ||part 30 || part 31 || part 32 || part 33 || part 34 || part 35 || part 36 || part 37 || part 38|| part 39 || part 40 || part 41 || part 42





( New Jersey, May 2010, pt 7 )

prequel: Chance Meeting
other stories in verse: full list here

warnings:graphic sex, angst, language, drug & alcohol use, mild violence, more sex, more language, more angst, touching on numerous trigger-worthy issues woven through that go from abortion, sexual harassment, past references to/implications of rape & consensual turned non-con (nothing on screen) reference to domestic abuse, and the list goes on. Honestly I'm at a loss for attempting to warn for this one, the above has bearing on how these guys are/behave/how they're screwed up but not the focus of anything exactly. The accumulative effects of living hard and most around them doing the same is more accurate for a warning. Here be smut, angst and a fairly rough rollercoaster ride.

full header/disclaimer & part 1 || part 2 || part 3 || part 4 || part 5 || part 6 || part 7 || part 8 || part 9 || part 10 || part 11 || part 12 || part 13 || part 14 || part 15|| part 16 || Interlude: Matt, Gloria & Nick|| part 17 || part 18 || part 19 || part 20 || part 21 || part 22 || part 23 || part 24 || part 25 || part 26 || part 27 || part 28 || part 29 || Interlude: Nick & Matt ||part 30 || part 31 || part 32 || part 33 || part 34 || part 35 || part 36 || part 37 || part 38|| part 39 || part 40 || part 41



( New Jersey, May 2010, pt6 )

prequel: Chance Meeting
other stories in verse: full list here

warnings:graphic sex, angst, language, drug & alcohol use, mild violence, more sex, more language, more angst, touching on numerous trigger-worthy issues woven through that go from abortion, sexual harassment, past references to/implications of rape & consensual turned non-con (nothing on screen) reference to domestic abuse, and the list goes on. Honestly I'm at a loss for attempting to warn for this one, the above has bearing on how these guys are/behave/how they're screwed up but not the focus of anything exactly. The accumulative effects of living hard and most around them doing the same is more accurate for a warning. Here be smut, angst and a fairly rough rollercoaster ride.

full header/disclaimer & part 1 || part 2 || part 3 || part 4 || part 5 || part 6 || part 7 || part 8 || part 9 || part 10 || part 11 || part 12 || part 13 || part 14 || part 15|| part 16 || Interlude: Matt, Gloria & Nick|| part 17 || part 18 || part 19 || part 20 || part 21 || part 22 || part 23 || part 24 || part 25 || part 26 || part 27 || part 28 || part 29 || Interlude: Nick & Matt ||part 30 || part 31 || part 32 || part 33 || part 34 || part 35 || part 36 || part 37 || part 38|| part 39 || part 40



( New Jersey, May 2010, pt5 )

prequel: Chance Meeting
other stories in verse: full list here

warnings:graphic sex, angst, language, drug & alcohol use, mild violence, more sex, more language, more angst, touching on numerous trigger-worthy issues woven through that go from abortion, sexual harassment, past references to/implications of rape & consensual turned non-con (nothing on screen) reference to domestic abuse, and the list goes on. Honestly I'm at a loss for attempting to warn for this one, the above has bearing on how these guys are/behave/how they're screwed up but not the focus of anything exactly. The accumulative effects of living hard and most around them doing the same is more accurate for a warning. Here be smut, angst and a fairly rough rollercoaster ride.

full header/disclaimer & part 1 || part 2 || part 3 || part 4 || part 5 || part 6 || part 7 || part 8 || part 9 || part 10 || part 11 || part 12 || part 13 || part 14 || part 15|| part 16 || Interlude: Matt, Gloria & Nick|| part 17 || part 18 || part 19 || part 20 || part 21 || part 22 || part 23 || part 24 || part 25 || part 26 || part 27 || part 28 || part 29 || Interlude: Nick & Matt ||part 30 || part 31 || part 32 || part 33 || part 34 || part 35 || part 36 || part 37 || part 38|| part 39


( New Jersey, May 2010, pt 4 )

prequel: Chance Meeting
other stories in verse: full list here

warnings:graphic sex, angst, language, drug & alcohol use, mild violence, more sex, more language, more angst, touching on numerous trigger-worthy issues woven through that go from abortion, sexual harassment, past references to/implications of rape & consensual turned non-con (nothing on screen) reference to domestic abuse, and the list goes on. Honestly I'm at a loss for attempting to warn for this one, the above has bearing on how these guys are/behave/how they're screwed up but not the focus of anything exactly. The accumulative effects of living hard and most around them doing the same is more accurate for a warning. Here be smut, angst and a fairly rough rollercoaster ride.

full header/disclaimer & part 1 || part 2 || part 3 || part 4 || part 5 || part 6 || part 7 || part 8 || part 9 || part 10 || part 11 || part 12 || part 13 || part 14 || part 15|| part 16 || Interlude: Matt, Gloria & Nick|| part 17 || part 18 || part 19 || part 20 || part 21 || part 22 || part 23 || part 24 || part 25 || part 26 || part 27 || part 28 || part 29 || Interlude: Nick & Matt ||part 30 || part 31 || part 32 || part 33 || part 34 || part 35 || part 36 || part 37 || part 38


( New Jersey, May 2010, pt3 )

prequel: Chance Meeting
other stories in verse: full list here

warnings:graphic sex, angst, language, drug & alcohol use, mild violence, more sex, more language, more angst, touching on numerous trigger-worthy issues woven through that go from abortion, sexual harassment, past references to/implications of rape & consensual turned non-con (nothing on screen) reference to domestic abuse, and the list goes on. Honestly I'm at a loss for attempting to warn for this one, the above has bearing on how these guys are/behave/how they're screwed up but not the focus of anything exactly. The accumulative effects of living hard and most around them doing the same is more accurate for a warning. Here be smut, angst and a fairly rough rollercoaster ride.

full header/disclaimer & part 1 || part 2 || part 3 || part 4 || part 5 || part 6 || part 7 || part 8 || part 9 || part 10 || part 11 || part 12 || part 13 || part 14 || part 15|| part 16 || Interlude: Matt, Gloria & Nick|| part 17 || part 18 || part 19 || part 20 || part 21 || part 22 || part 23 || part 24 || part 25 || part 26 || part 27 || part 28 || part 29 || Interlude: Nick & Matt ||part 30 || part 31 || part 32 || part 33 || part 34 || part 35 || part 36 || part 37


( New Jersey, May 2010, pt 2 )

prequel: Chance Meeting
other stories in verse: full list here

warnings:graphic sex, angst, language, drug & alcohol use, mild violence, more sex, more language, more angst, touching on numerous trigger-worthy issues woven through that go from abortion, sexual harassment, past references to/implications of rape & consensual turned non-con (nothing on screen) reference to domestic abuse, and the list goes on. Honestly I'm at a loss for attempting to warn for this one, the above has bearing on how these guys are/behave/how they're screwed up but not the focus of anything exactly. The accumulative effects of living hard and most around them doing the same is more accurate for a warning. Here be smut, angst and a fairly rough rollercoaster ride.

full header/disclaimer & part 1 || part 2 || part 3 || part 4 || part 5 || part 6 || part 7 || part 8 || part 9 || part 10 || part 11 || part 12 || part 13 || part 14 || part 15|| part 16 || Interlude: Matt, Gloria & Nick|| part 17 || part 18 || part 19 || part 20 || part 21 || part 22 || part 23 || part 24 || part 25 || part 26 || part 27 || part 28 || part 29 || Interlude: Nick & Matt ||part 30 || part 31 || part 32 || part 33 || part 34 || part 35 || part 36



( New Jesey, May 2010 pt 1 )