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note: this is being posted by chapter sporadically through today and tomorrow. It's a matter of typing up the last 2? maybe 3 parts. Prince Insomnia has struck hard with that, my ability to get anything done on time around here further out the window than usual.


titleWhat the Ohio Board Of Tourism Will Never Tell You
author: lisa roquin
fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer/My Chemical Romance
rating 15+
pairing/characters:Xander Harris, Gerard Way, My Chemical Romance + Brian, Matt & Worm, Faith, Andew Wells, Dawn Summers, Spike and numerous bits of OCs running around the background.
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything. BtVS Characters are Joss' toys. The miscellaneous baby Slayers, Cayla, Josh, Emma&her cats, Kumquats and anyone else non canon flitting through are mine.
summary: Fallout and ripples from the Little Apocalypse That Could doesn't seem to quit, and the W word didn't even come into this.
warning: insanity? language? egg-laying demons? psychic cats? Nothing all that far from a BtVS ep possibility other than slightly more insane
author notes: written for the livelongnmarry charity auction. Nell wanted Xander/Gerard, which this is...Xander&Gerard instead but hopefully you enjoy :)
thanks to Jiltanith for helping with reading over the first few chapters.
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title: Heroes and Happy Endings
author: lisa roquin
rating: 15
fandom: BtVS/MCR
series/sequel: Jersey Boys and Curses
characters/pairings: Faith(/Robin), Brian Schechter, Matt Cortez, Bob Bryar, Gerard Way/Lyn Z, Frank Iero/Jamia Nestor, Ray Toro(/Christa)
disclaimer: all copyrighted characters and their "universes" belong to their respective authors, writers, creators, production companies, producers and long lists of people that are so very much not me. Quite simply, if you recognize it, it isn't mine. No profit made, no harm intended, just having fun.
summary: Real heroes take their happy endings where they can get them. They're hers.
warning: angst
author's note: for killing_rose for the birthday goodies giveaway
wordcount: 2924

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title: Jersey Boys and Curses
author: lisa roquin
rating: 15
fandom: Buffy The Vampire Slayer /My Chemical Romance
characters/pairings: Faith, Mikey Way, Matt Cortez, Frank Iero, Ray Toro, Gerard Way, Otter Pelissier, Brian Schechter
disclaimer: all copyrighted characters and their "universes" belong to their respective authors, writers, creators, production companies, producers and long lists of people that are so very much not me. Quite simply, if you recognize it, it isn't mine. No profit made, no harm intended, just having fun. As far as real people go-->lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary: The first time she meets him, she saves him from being eaten in an alley in Jersey
warning: nothing that you wouldn't see on an ep of BtVS
author's note: for silentflux for the birthday goodies offer
wordcount: 2689


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title: Out of His League
author: lisa roquin
rating: 15/mature
fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer/MCR
pairing/characters: Xander/Matt Cortez, MCR, the Dingoes, Willow/Kennedy, assorted teenaged slayers.
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary: The guy was so out of his league, Matt wasn't going to argue though.
warning: fluff? indignant!Gerard, ridiculousness? pointless plotless silly fluff?
author notes: for purple_alicorn for the birthday goodies offer.




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full header & previous parts:
an unexpected meeting || unusual conversations || un-imaginary friends and places, really || unlikely coincidence || unplanned vacation || unsanctioned dragon(s) pt1 || unsanctioned dragon(s) pt2 || unhappy dragons and people || unrepentent stubbornness and unapologetic smart alecs || un-named part nine||uncomplicated evening, yeah right || unbelievable morons


( un-snarling the ministry mess )

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an unexpected meeting || unusual conversations || un-imaginary friends and places, really || unlikely coincidence || unplanned vacation || unsanctioned dragon(s) pt1 || unsanctioned dragon(s) pt2 || unhappy dragons and people || unrepentent stubbornness and unapologetic smart alecs || un-named part nine||uncomplicated evening, yeah right



( unbelievable morons )

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an unexpected meeting || unusual conversations || un-imaginary friends and places, really || unlikely coincidence || unplanned vacation || unsanctioned dragon(s) pt1 || unsanctioned dragon(s) pt2 || unhappy dragons and people || unrepentent stubbornness and unapologetic smart alecs || un-named part nine


( uncomplicated evening, yeah right )

title: Warlocks, Werewolves, Where’s the Whiskey?
author: lisa roquin
rating: 15
fandom: Supernatural/ BtVS
series/sequel: Faith Winchester
characters/pairings: Faith, Dean, Sam, Xander/Andrew, Bobby, Ash
disclaimer: all copyrighted characters and their "universes" belong to their respective authors, writers, creators, production companies, producers and long lists of people that are so very much not me. Quite simply, if you recognize it, it isn't mine. No profit made, no harm intended, just having fun.
summary: explanations = headaches more or less
warning:
author's note: Veers off SPN canon early S2. This was intended for Twistedshorts August Fic-A-Day event, and was never posted in the distractychaos that is my life. Was intended as a series of interconnected shorts but who knows.
wordcount: 2984


( warlocks, werewolves, where's the whiskey? )

full header & previous parts:
an unexpected meeting || unusual conversations || un-imaginary friends and places, really || unlikely coincidence || unplanned vacation || unsanctioned dragon(s) pt1 || unsanctioned dragon(s) pt2 || unhappy dragons and people || unrepentent stubbornness and unapologetic smart alecs

( un-named part nine )

full header & previous parts:
an unexpected meeting || unusual conversations || un-imaginary friends and places, really || unlikely coincidence || unplanned vacation || unsanctioned dragon(s) pt 1 || unsanctioned dragon(s) pt 2


( unhappy dragons and people )

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an unexpected meeting || unusual conversations || un-imaginary friends and places, really || unlikely coincidence || unplanned vacation || unsanctioned dragon(s) 1

( unsanctioned dragon(s) 2 )

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an unexpected meeting || unusual conversations || un-imaginary friends and places, really || unlikely coincidence || unplanned vacation


( unsanctioned dragon(s) 1 )

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an unexpected meeting || unusual conversations || un-imaginary friends and places, really || unlikely coincidence


( unplanned vacation )

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an unexpected meeting || unusual conversations || un-imaginary friends and places, really


( unlikely coincidence )

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( Un-Imaginary Places and Friends, really )

Previous parts: an unexpected meeting


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title: A Series of (mostly) Unapocalyptic Events
author: lisa roquin
rating: 15ish, nothing too far out of the realm of possible for canon, nothing overly graphic.
fandom: Buffy/Harry Potter
characters/pairings: Xander & George Weasley friendship, and a side of everyone else
disclaimer: all copyrighted characters and their "universes" belong to their respective authors, writers, creators, production companies, producers and long lists of people that are so very much not me. Quite simply, if you recognize it, it isn't mine. No profit made, no harm intended, just having fun.
summary: Leave it to Xander to blunder around a four-hundred year old curse.
warning: Deathly Hallows Canon compliant
author's note: for Dulcinea, 2007 TtH Holiday Ficathon for Dulcinea who wanted word humor (like puns and witty quips), a happy ending, canon compliance (both BtVS and crossover should be in character and they should meet in a believable way- no human AU pool boy rich widow scenarios).
I tried, and I hope you enjoy. They're merrily babbling along stupidly, hopefully the entirety will be up within the next day or two.
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