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lisaroquin (lisaroquin) wrote in lisaroquin_fic,
@ 2009-01-01 15:39:00

Current mood:	tired
Current music:	Dropkick Murphys - Worker's Song
Entry tags:	fall out boy, fob: andy hurley, fob: joe trohman, fob: patrick stump, fob: pete wentz, fob: pete/ashlee, mcr: mikey way, mcr: mikey/alicia, my chemical romance, panic at the disco, panic: brendon urie, panic: jon walker, panic: ryan ross, panic: spencer smith, panic: zack hall

FIC: Of Sausages and Muffins and Other Pizza Like Things- MCR/FOB 15, gen
titleOf Sausages and Muffins and Other Pizza Like Things
author: lisa roquin
fandom: MCR/ FOB w/ "appearance" by Panic
rating15 PC (PURE CRACK),
series/sequel Pizza
pairing/characters:Mikey Way, Pete Wentz, the rest of FOB, Panic, Zack Hall, Alicia Simmons-Way & Ashlee Simpson-Wentz. references to Mikey/Pete, Mikey/Alicia, Pete/Ashlee, JoeTroh/Marie, Tommy Oliver/Connor McKnight (totally Brendon's fault) & wishful thinking Alicia/Ashlee (and er, yes, this is pretty much *GEN*)
disclaimer: lies, fiction, untrue. completely and totally made up. I know no one, know nothing of their personal lives. I make no claims of knowing much of anything.
summary: Plan P Which Totally Does Not Stand for Pizza, Nope, Not At All,
( You really think Frank's going to quit. Especially with Gerard and Mikey on board now?) is having trouble and Mikey accidentally sets off a bit of a Pete-Watching-Incident
warning:probably best not to eat or drink while reading. omfg crack. even for pizza
author notes: what little sense this is capable of making is probably aided by reading Love is Like Pizza and The Great Pizza Project
word count: 1150

Plan P isn't working Mikey texted.

What's Plan P

Oops. He hadn't meant to do that. Okay, yeah. He'd been pretty much texting blindly, he was tired and dozy and had meant to text Alicia. Wow. What a--he wasn't sure what it was. Fruedian maybe? Whatever. Yeah. Subconcious steering straight to him maybe landing in deep shit.

How's A & B?

PMSing & teething. what's Plan P

P is not for Pizza. Brian will kill us. so it doesn't stand for Pizza

k. So? What's Plan P? What's Pizza? shirt-pizza not pizza-pizza

Frank Metaphor

and?

Crust=foundation. Bad crust, got shit

uh huh

Sauce=passion

Brian hasn't killed you yet?

almost. cheese=hallmark & handholding & tattoos & shit

Brian's gonna kill you.

yeah.

so what kinda pizza we talking?

Chicago Deep Dish and Mexican

TORO!!

Is Puerto Rican dumbass Mikey rolled his eyes at the text screen.

? oh. duh. got it. never mind. do either of them like sausage

Mikey frowned. Chicago Pizza's been known to have sausage on it occasionally He reread what he texted and decided he should probably be worried. Really worried. Though exactly about what could take some thought. Mostly it boiled down to he was seriously talking pizza and sausage with Pete, and Pete just caught exactly what Pizza was even before getting to cheese. Hell, that they were both sober these days and still could just instantly fall into the same wavelength. He was absolutely not dwelling on the fact he accidentally texted his ex-boyfriend instead of his wife.

could be the problem. even the best crust can't do much for that

no shit Mikey sighed. When a good five minutes went by without another text he sent sorry

its ok. i was stupid.

Mikey sighed again. good w/ A?

yeah. good. crust isn't so flaky anymore. B is AMAZING. real good After a pause. A?

is...fucking fantastic pizza. :D:D:D:D:D:D. Its good. we're good. It was. It was amazing.

:) good.

yeah.

isnt it middle of night for you mikeyway?

uhm like 4am?

sleep mikey

night pete. go play w/B

*

P is blogging u love letters. :P Is cute & ridiculous. Call me 2morrow. luv u bb. busy now. was the quick text waiting from Alicia.

Mikey groaned and rolled his eyes, a smile tugging at the corner of his mouth. He rolled and grabbed his backpack from the side of the bed, dug his laptop out and booted it up.

It took hitting eight bookmarks and it was the last blog. The one even if probably only fifty people in the world knew it existed, considering it was Pete, that was like no one and the ones that did sure as hell weren't going to let out where it was or what it's name was. Patrick, Joe and Andy would go on a murder spree killing everyone who possibly knew about that blog, and Fall Out Boy would probably have a court enforced Indefinite Hiatus with Pete committed somewhere and the other three in prison. And a friendslocked one that Mikey had to log into the dumb journal Pete whined him into making years before, or more agreed to use since Pete already made the journal so he could read this journal of Pete's.

Of Sausages and Muffins and other Pizza Like Things was the post title

Mikey burst out laughing. It was the most incoherent bizarre shit Pete maybe had ever written, and that was saying a lot. A hell of a lot considering this was Pete. And this journal had been in existence as long as Fall Out Boy at least. Ending with the fact that he hoped the Burro didn't pass up sausage.

Oh Crap. The comments were--

anarchyred: Pattycakes! You're closest! Go beat that one! Stoned. as. hell. aren't you?

mariejo4eva: Whatever the fuck you're on? I'm notbeta'ing if you stay weird long enough to start writing fucking fanfic again!

Christ Patrick even logged into the journal he hated and Pete wouldn't let him rename or switch to a new journal.

pattycakes: what. the. fucking. fuck.

Mikey frowned. Who the hell was that?...Maybe Urie? Had to be. Ross and Smith were both thirds or fourths or something like that and Urie was a Disney nut.

princessjasmin: HA!!! tell the roman numerals at the ends of their names to quit picking on me about writing!

georgedmonkey: you're writing POWER RANGER ***PORN***

ssbitchface: Z WILL QUIT IF HE HAS TO BETA ANY MORE OF IT!

walkabout:seriously fucking quit.

tinksboi: Power Ranger Porn? Which Rangers?

sweet_lil_em: I always liked Tommy and Kimberly.

Mikey typed as reply to the power ranger porn thread. Georgedmonkey, ssbitchface and walkabout had to be the rest of Panic one way or another.

hallmonitor: DinoThunder Black Ranger/Red Ranger (Tommy/Connor). DinoThunder Black Ranger is Tommy Oliver grown up.

Was the reply that was almost instant.

Mikey choked. Urie was writing Power Ranger slash. And Tommy was still a ranger in one of the newer-ish series? Huh. He might have to go check out some Dino Thunder. He wondered if Gerard knew. Gerard had the worst fucking crush on Tommy. And, oh boy Pete had a tizzy going if replies were flying that fast for a post that was probably sixteen or seventeen hours old. At least a few had been watching the blog and refreshing. He turned his attnetion to Pete's post and replied directly to the post

sweet_lil_em: tinks, bb, decide on a spelling because burough which is so scary obvious, burrow= where the weasleys live. you know this. I beta'ed enough ronhermione and ginnydraco for fuck's sake. and if you go with burro it sounds like you're looking forward to an omgyaygaydonkeys post someday. didn't mean to get you worked up on old pizza.

but if you're thinking sausage. what about pineapple-sausage ~waggles eyebrows~

anarchyred: you understand that shit, em? and pineapple?

sweet_lil_em: pineapples are kinky. anchoives are bad shit and fights. fit of angst about old sausage intolerance issues. no big. mrseffinem thought it was cute i got blogged a loveletter.

mariejo4eva: ~passes you some of the good shit, red~ shut up. you need it. we all do. fuck. that post makes sense. I'm going to bed and play with my girl's muffins. or at least hide my face in em and whine about how fucking batshit tinks makes me. he's fine.

tinks. one of these days. we're gonna beat you.

mrseffinem *demands front row seats to anything involving pineapple-sausage!* ~pounces my em and nibbles and gropes a bit~ two more weeks and I'll hit italy and you. make sure LaPrincessaStarbucks has new bats for his ipod. talk 2 u tomorrow gotta run.

wendybird: uhm, honey? do I even want the translation? cuz honest, how I'm reading this? I'll be sittin by mrseffinem if there's any pineapple-sausage goin' on.

sweet_lil_em: I knew I liked you, Wendy...how do you feel about pineapple-muffins?

pattycakes: I'm killing you all. I'm not reading your metaphorical orgy anymore.

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	killing_rose 2009-01-01 04:34 pm UTC (link)
	loses breath from laughing so hard Leave it to Pete to turn someone else's possible love life into a metaphorical orgy. And Patrick's pattycakes! snickers This is hysterical. Hope 2009 treats you well, Lisa. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lisaroquin 2009-01-01 07:36 pm UTC (link)
	:D glad you liked. And may 09 be good to you as well :) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jiltanith 2009-01-01 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	I think I got most of it . . . (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lisaroquin 2009-01-01 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	:) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jiltanith 2009-01-02 02:09 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, I think (on the fourth or fifth reading) that I have it all except hallmonitor . . . ? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

lamia_myriad
2009-01-02 03:25 pm UTC (link)

I'm not sure, but if I'm reading it right (and this is my fourth? reread)hallmonitor is Zack Hall. Zack is Panic at the Disco's security, though he pretty much does both Worm's and Brian's job for Panic. The panic boys are very fond of him. I think it's Zack, because ssbitchface replied that Z would quit if he had to beta any more Power Rangers porn. So Z would be Zack, and his last name is Hall.

I apologize lisa if I read this wrong!

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	lisaroquin 2009-01-02 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	~laughs~ yeah hallmonitor is Zack Hall. I tried not to get them too impossible/unconnectable of journal handles, or at least find a way to clear up who it was. :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lamia_myriad 2009-01-03 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	Actually I really liked all the usernames. I thought they were very creative, and the fact that they took a bit to figure them out only made them better. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ink_on_the_page 2009-01-01 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	I love you. but you know that. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lisaroquin 2009-01-01 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	:D love you too. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	shadow8light.livejournal.com 2009-01-01 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	So much fun! Thanks for this. :) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lisaroquin 2009-01-02 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	:D thanks (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wolfenverde 2009-01-02 02:01 pm UTC (link)
	falls off my chair laughing you are evil..... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lisaroquin 2009-01-02 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	~picks you up and dusts you off~ ~attempts to look sweet and innocent~ glad you liked :D (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lamia_myriad 2009-01-02 03:29 pm UTC (link)
	I love this series! It gives me lots of giggle-fits, and is a great way to cheer myself up. It's a very nice change of pace. And a little (or a LOT) of crack!fic never hurt anyone... well except your sanity, but I say this with the understanding that we're all a little insane. Lovely! Hope to see more of this or anything else. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lisaroquin 2009-01-02 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	:D thanks. I've given up pretentions of sane long since. any hope I had of faking sane kinda went down the drain when bandom invaded my head. ~laughs~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lunar_scythe 2009-01-03 12:08 am UTC (link)
	lol, so much for the 'Pizza' one not being a series, I guess. snickers once an idea gets into your head, sooner or later, if it doesn't fit into a series you already have, it starts it's own, doesn't it? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lisaroquin 2009-01-03 07:51 am UTC (link)
	~laughs~ yeah. so much for not a series. And yeah, half the time or more nothing can be done in a single fic. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hana_standish 2009-01-03 01:25 am UTC (link)
	LOL I'd forgotten how much I loved this series. That was hilarious. That Pete got the metaphor before Mikey was finished saying it was funny enough, but the blog entry and the response to it was even better. I can't wait until you get another installment of this. Fantastic fic. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lisaroquin 2009-01-03 08:58 am UTC (link)
	thanks :) I can honestly see Andy, Joe & Patrick being all freaked/worried, not another nervous breakdown or something. Get enough to decipher the batshit given to them. Oh god this makes sense. Pete we're gonna kill you one of these days yet. (somehow I bet that's probably happened--a few times) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Yo. danyellaskyler 2009-06-16 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	So is there going to be a part four? And are more going to get involved with giving Brian an ulcer at the thought of Matt's impending jail time? (Reply to this)