Please do not shop me in one of those frilly Bavarian dresses, or, in the name of Marx and Engels, I shall be forced to do things of an unspeakable nature to you.
Here is a photo of my friend. He needs a realistic getup... Uh, it's for, uh, the theater. We're, uh, participating in the theater group at the university.
OOC: Obviously, he's not actually in theater. It's "for the evasion of the Okranka".