Vienna, 1912

*peeks nervously around the corner of a building dowtown*

Comrades! I bring to you the new currency for when America follows in our eventual footsteps under the red banner!


Union of Americans Guberniyas

American rubles




And one of Kobachik, since he so insisted I had to resist shopping in pigtails for Stalina, as this is serious business.

I propose "God is dead" on the other side.

*pastes advertising posters all over Vienna*



Indulge in the fresh and clear taste of Alpine water, with genuinely traditional Austrian potatoes! The taste of 40% alcohol awaits you with the all new Hochtor Vodka! You'll never have to taste the stink of fruits when you vomit again!

Greetings, comrades! We at the party welcome our Polish comrade in arms, Felix Edmundovich Dzerzhinsky, iron_felix to Vienna!

To celebrate the occasion, I have drawn a sketch of our fellow Marxist Felix with the Sword of Revolution. I couldn't find the Ring To Rule Them All, so I'm afraid that you'll have to make do with the sword. :)



I'm sure the Old Man would approve, but just in case, I've also doodled his face while at one of those accursed, long and boring meetings drawn his portrait!



I have been selecting creative works for the advancement of the socialist cause, and this Communist Pingu video has struck me as extremely... cute! Watch it, Vienna! This is the utopia of workers and cute penguins that will await us after the international revolution!

Greetings, kmarx! Welcome to Vienna! We at the Communist Party are very happy to see you here!



ETA: I thought you were dead. Since several unscientific atrocities defying natural laws have been happening recently, it figures that there must be some sort of shady deal going on! I'm quite happy to see some good has come out of it, though. Strange things always happen when you're in exile! *scratches head*

ETA#2: Please add me, Herr Marx? *_* I am a big fan of yours!! Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please??

QUICK! Josef! Tell me, if zeese PICTURES I FOUND ON NICKIE'S FRIENDSTER ARE TRUE ARYAN BODS!!!!!!! I NO U R ZE BEST, I WOULD ASK HIMMSLER BUT HE EES NOT AROUND




UND ZIS ONE SAID "STALIN AND I"?!?!??!

Mein herz BRENNT!!!!!! IF I EVER SEE THIS STALIN GUY........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1




PS: NICE TITS NICKIE

Insert jokes about degenerate journal, and hay I made you a comment thread but Twueak eated it

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Do this! Otherwise Tweak will EAT all our entries and we would have NO MOAR LULZ. WE HAD TWO THREADS GOING ON IN THERE.

MMMKAYYYY?

I would suggest that we move to LJ, but the icons there are much fewer in number. Let me know if you're up for that too. We need to explore options, otherwise we'll see our hard work disappear, AND THEN YOU MAKE HITLER SAD. NAO NOBODY WANTS TO MAKE HITLER SAD RIGHT?

Gaiz. New layout! I promise you, the banner is worth clicking for. :D

Where is everybody, and what shall we do next?

tosses and turns in bed, unable to sleep

NEIN!!! I MUST GO SAVE NICKIE FROM THE WMD CAT!!!!

Goes over to Nickie's house first thing in the morning

Ach! NEIN!! AM I TOO LATE??!?!??!

THANKS TO YOU, NICKIE!!! I am sitting alone. IN THE DARK. ON NEW YEAR. BUT NO FEAR!!!! I have PLANS.


AND FOR YOU ALL! Mein beloved Goebbels, mein Magda, mein Helga... Indeed, you are truly the most loyal of my Kameraden!!!! I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU!!!!

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Both the one called Goebbels and Hilter, because you seem a bit repressed.



Enjoy!

MEIN NICKIE!!!!

ENDLICH HAVE I FINISHED YOUR REQUESTED PAINTING!!!!! LOVE ME, YOU HARD TO GET LITTLE BITCH! <33




P/S: I'm still recovering from your KUNGFU move!!! And now I'm having a cough!!! Because of you, I drank THREE bottles of cough syrup in one day! Jesus, you are one tough bitch!

Ich ♥ dich!

xoxo,
JG

Welcome to the Viennese Weekend Radio Program. Today, we bring to you a particularly delicious cooking program for the holidays! This pie, known as the Revolutionary Pie, will be a hit with your contemporaries especially if you're holding a communist party!


How to make Revolutionary Pie, in authentic Soviet Bukharin-style!

1 kg flour
2 cups of domestic capital investment saturation
10 cups imperialism
3 cups of proletarian exploitation
1 cup of the inevitable imperial war
5 grams of your lowest quality Tsarist lackeys
1 gram Raspurtin

And for seasoning, some parsley and:
1 tablespoon of the revolutionary vanguard
5 teaspoons of armaments

Step 1:
Mix the two cups of domestic capital investment saturation and imperialism together, stir them well.
Step 2:
Fry the proletarian exploitation in a pan. Shoot them a few times. Do not stir, it will simmer on its own. Use only top quality proletarian exploitation. They must be kept at minimum temperature and subsistence level.
Step 3:
Do something with the flour, like lock it up in a barn for the soldiers and make bread with it. When War Communism is over, we may then take it out and give it to the peasants.
Step 4:
Sprinkle 5 teaspoons of armaments with 1 tablespoon of revolutionary vanguard. This seasoning is crucial to the recipe!
Step 5:
Put the inevitable imperial war into the oven and set the oven settings to high. When the oven explodes, you may pour everything else into the pile. Be sure to add the seasonings! Remember to wear protective mittens, or you'll burn yourself.
Step 6:
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Step 7:
PROFIT!!

- Serves the proletariat of the world!

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At Nickie's apartment, the next next morning...

JA WE HAD JOLLY GOOD FUN DIDN'T WE, MEIN DARLING NICKIE?

Today I present to you...


ZIS!!!!


WILL YOU BE MEIN 'XMASTINE?

Hm, I need to go to the National library instead. I wonder who actually borrowed the copies of Otto Bauer... Must be some grad student doing their thesis.

This is the perfect time to change garment and keep a low profile, just in case.

Hans seems to be hanging out around with the homeless again. I have warned him not to sabotage our mission, since his mouth seems a bit lax. Rosa and Karl must have a hard time dealing with him.

Anyway, I passed by his hostel just now. He completely didn't recognize me. >:)



OOC: Holy shit.

Note: This is a backup post of this. This shit is tedious -_-; Let's hope IJ doesn't crap out on us.

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by adolfhitler
Current Mood: angry

I have returned to ze park to look for mein painting!

Which BASTARD took it SHALL PAY!!!!


Half an hour later, does not find anything. Goes home.


Note: This is a backup post of this.