London Calling Network

What the hell's going on?

Ya'all better be kidding me! I ain't got time to deal with this right now. You need to send me back to Bon Temps! Tara needs me!

I've 'bout had it up to here with pushy ass people tellin' me what to do! Bill Compton, Eric Northman, ya'all better not have had nothing to do with this!

Oh hell no! I can not be here! Send me home right now! RIGHT NOW!

The wicked witches did this, didn't they? They're trying to keep me from finding the key before they do. I never even had the chance to warn Billie. Allen? Are you here? Billie? Anyone? I really need to get back to New York.