Cole smiled evenly at Avalanche. "I'm flattered to know the first thing that springs into your tiny mind is the thought of me masturbating. Really, I am. Says alot for your obvious comfort with your sexual orientation, sir, and I commend you for it."

He took a sip of his drink, "As for what I'm doing when I'm not part of your twisted little fantasies... well, I'd talk to your sister about that. She's always seemed to think it as - how do I put this delicately? Oh, yes - 'Time well spent.'"