Knowhere IC

The movies lied to us.

I think that's what pisses me off the most. You go in and pay a couple bucks just to watch how stupid we can be. Good job, humanity, you're doing wonders for yourself.

Dr. Watson gave me this tablet
He said
I haven't talked to anyone in
He said not to freak you all out. Don't cause panic because you've just gone through one emergency



Am I dead? I bet everyone asks that. But who cares, because I'm asking

How the hell do you guys stay warm in this thing? I'm wearing like three layers and I still feel like my fingers are gonna fall off.

(  Filtered to Mary Winchester  )

Okay, so the fact that I accept this situation tells me my life is nuts.

Has anybody tried turning the multiverse off and on again?

Also why are there... are those Tribbles? Okay, I take it back, this is hilarious.

Hey Knowhere,

I'm about to dip off this giant floating mess of a head because I am way too awesome to die childless. That said, there's food in the mess still because I'm a wonderful cook and I can make anything taste like heaven. Even tribbles. Lieutenant Hawkeye's gonna be looking after it when I go.

Everyone bear in mind their kindergarten lessons when getting in line for your rations. Order is good. Chaos is bad.

Carlos out.

Alright, Knowhere.

We've got something pretty big going down in about two hours. Everyone needs to use their passports and get off the head, stay off for the next eight or so hours. It's safer that way.

Anyone who stays behind when this goes down is risking sterilization. It's not a guarantee but it's a possibility. If that's not something you're worried about, feel free to stay behind and help us. But if it is, you need to leave in the next two hours. Now's a great time to visit Earth and get yourself something to eat. If you haven't used the passports before, find someone who has and they can help you.

A lot of people have been asking about eating these things.

They don't taste half bad.

Thanks, Pedro.

Delta's been crunching numbers and he's been so uptight about it he won't let me think.

We noticed food start to go missing on the 19th at around 11am, that's about 110 hours ago. The tribbles reproduce every 12 hours, with litters of up to ten. If we say it took about 100 tribbles to make that much of a dent in our food supply back on the 19th, and average each tribble having 6 babies each..

If we started with 100 tribbles on the 19th, saying each has 6 babies every 12 hours, at 110 hours.

And assuming a few have died off since then (what's the life expectancy on these things?)..

We should have about 1,007,769,600 of these things on Knowhere as of right now. By tomorrow at this time, 36,279,705,600.




We need to start killing these things. Right now.

[Edit]

Harry? Carlos? Li-Ming? James and Sirius? Am I missing any wizards?

Okay, people.

If you've got food stores somewhere, it's time to speak up. We need to put the food somewhere it's going to be safe and figure out some way to ration it. Or we need to start picking out what sauce tastes best on tribbles, because the market's entirely out of food, the mess is out of food, and the one place I had food squirrel away has been replaced by five dozen tribbles.

Who's got food? I've got hungry kids here

[Edit]

You got any, bring it to the Mess and Carlos, North or I will be there to collect it and find a safe spot for it. We'll also get it rationed and let everyone know where they can go to get their daily portions.

Where's the best food here?

No vegetables.

[Filtered to Carlos]

Are you awake?

I got off-shift about an hour ago and headed to the mess to grab some breakfast for the troops (I'm looking at you, Ed, the bottomless pit that is Al, North, Harry, Tex and Mouse - Yes, Ed, Carlos has been cooking Earth food special just for you) and Carlos said they're crazy low on food?

I guess it was there yesterday.. but there's a lot of it missing today?

Ed, are you sleep-eating, is that why you're never hungry?

Miss Spider doing a little late-night snacking?

Are you squirreling it all away, Sam?

Maybe our favorite zombie is preparing for end-times here?

Seriously, people.. where'd the food go? I had to leave with smaller portions so there'd be enough for everyone else.

Hey Knowhere, what's up?

I need better friends, the crazy assholes I'm hanging out with are fucking nuts.

Wanna be friends? I can cook.

Someone gave me a hug.

A hug.

And not like a fleshy human hug where some idiot wraps their arms around another idiot, but a stupid hippo-looking stuffed animals that vibrates when the idiot on the other end of the wifi pushes a button.

I don't need a fucking hug.

What I need is to get laid, because I haven't in like three days.

I will find you and I will skin you and wear your face as a hat.

So did... anyone else wake up chained to a beautiful woman or.. was that just me?

I think it's the passports..

And I'm sorry again, Lady Sif, I swear I didn't mean to.

Useless observation number 1: Talking machines are stupid.

Excessively useless observation number 2: Bathrooms shouldn't be that difficult to find.

Nevermind the irony of being trapped inside someone else's head. It's a little rude, don'tcha think?

Who: Carlos Ramirez, Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye & Alphonse Elric.
What: Meet and greet!
When: Late afternoon
Where: Mess Hall, then Roy’s apartment
Rating: PG
Status: Log - Complete

( Riza touched at her temple and managed a small smile for the poor man being subjected to the golden ray of sunshine that was Alphonse Elric. )

I like to walk around the market here, reminds me of a swapmeet, with all the vendors and the weird shit happening where no one thinks anyone else can see.

But the one observation I wanna make? Nature does a lot of drugs.

There's some weird fucking shit in this place.

Yeah, I know. I've been a very boring Jack lately since I've mostly just been working and being irritated that the Master wanders the TARDIS freely. Time to get back to having fun, being social, and just basically being more like my usual charming self.

So! Who's up for a little fun (and probably some trouble)?

Characters: Carlors Ramirez and Leah
When/Where: Some time after this conversation/Barracks
Rating/Warnings: Medium (Talk of Possession, mentions of Canon typical violence, mentions of death and murder)

( She had to tell her tale. )

Who: Harry and his group of Badasses
What: A terrible adventure in the Nevernever
Where: in another dimension
When: Today through the 26th
Warnings | Status: TBD | In progress
Notes: Feel free to make parent threads of your own! You don't have to tag in any orderly fashion or follow a particular event if you don't want to. It will be chaotic the whole way through for everyone.

( For a heart stopping moment he thought he'd made a stupid decision )