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I'm starting to get the impression this Universe is a big fan of Harry S. Miller.

[ Sharon { 616 AU } Natalia { 616 and MCU } Bucky { 616!AU }

Got a mission if you think you might be interested and have the time.

(OOC: Forward/backdate this to after Jason's return from Earth. I meant to get this up sooner, but today just kind of exploded.)

[ Avengers at Large (616, AU, MCU) and the Guardians of the Galaxy ]


(Since it was pointed out that there's obviously some confusion here as to who Steve would consider an Avenger, here's a list to clarify who's under the filter:

MCU: All
Comics: All except: Jean Grey, Else Bloodstone, Cosmo)
AU: All)

I've received a package at the Docks, upon asking Doctor Banner to take a look at it, and him coming up largely with no idea, I'd appreciate some sets of eyes on this thing. Since we're seeing all manner of things show up, from a variety of different dimensions, and a lot of them seem to have specific ties to things, I thought this was the most efficient way we could get some answers as to what it is. I'll be at the docks for the next few hours, and would appreciate as many of you as you can coming to take a look and helping me figure it out.

Thank you.

(OOC: The package is The Cradle from Age of Ultron and, once this is figured out, Steve's just gonna get all stern lipped about it, thank everyone, and then casually just stare at it. He's gonna destroy it, and another one will be arriving in its place. Steve will not be happy.)

[ Delivered to Tony Stark ]

[ Gift wrapped for Tony is this present with a simple card that reads: 'Happy Birthday, Your friend, Steve'. ]

[ Jean Grey (616 ]

Hello Jean.

A talking Russian Space Dog?

Stark. What did you do?

( Left on Steve's kitchen bench )

I've seen a lot of strange things in my life, I don't know why I didn't expect a talking dog in a Russian space suit to be one of them.

I guess I'm here now? I'm trying to keep my cool and not completely freak out here, but I have to admit it's not going so great. Please tell me there are some familiar faces here, at least? Avengers, check in.

I've never seen anything like this before. Is this actually all real?

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