Knowhere IC

Thank you, for those of you that helped my subordinate Edward with his work. He's recovering now and once he's ready, we'll see to repairing damages, if any, we've incurred with the alchemy.

We apologize for the inconvenience of the last few days. As a reminder, Georgia Mason has offered to conduct tests if you feel concerned about your [...] reproductive status.

[Filtered; York, Alphonse Elric]

When Ed wakes, tell him I have a new project for him. I want him to design a pair of eye shades sunglasses for Georgia Mason. One that'll dampen the light from an array. It's the least he can do, given the circumstances.

Help him out, Alphonse.

Um. So, I did a bad thing.

But it's okay! I swear! I've got it all under control. Everything is okay.

I didn't want the tribbles to just get sterilized and die out completely because they're so cute and lovely, but I didn't know they reproduced... you know asexually? (I honestly thought it would take two! I'm so dumb.) I, uh, ended up with about ten of them because I took one with me when we evacuated.

I spoke to Mercy in medical and she agreed to neuter them or spray them or whatever and they're in there right now under surgery. They're going to be up for adoption once they're all healed in two weeks. I'm going to keep one. Does anyone else want to adopt the others?

So... now we've got piles of sterile non-native Tribbles on Knowhere, right?

How many is it okay to keep before people start calling you a crazy cat lady?

[Nebula]

I know we didn't meet under the best of circumstances (story of my life), but I think the time we spent stuck together was pretty interesting. Feel free to drop by my place whenever you like; you can try more Earth Terran food or whatever.

Who: Roy Mustang & Marco (Harry Dresden cameo)
What: Marco gives the nerdy alchemist a scientific calculator
Where: Roy's lab
When: After the tribbles are gone and Ed stops trying to die.
Warnings | Status: Veterans | Log - Complete

( What was it? Oh. Right. Roy was old as dirt. )

can someone bring me some narcotics and triptans and a bucket and sedatives question mark

i can't see comma so i can't go period

i'm at the truck period

Knowing that certain friends wouldn't agree in the creation of further martyrs I'm just going to ask where everyone is and when they're coming back. You do know, right?

Who: Beta Ray Bill & Alphonse Elric
What: Bill rescues Al from a rooftop
When: Afternoon, after this.
Where: Top of the apartments to Harry’s place
Rating: PG
Status: Log - Complete

( Was Alphonse stranded? No, he wasn’t. Was he a little freaked out? Yeah, he was. Wouldn’t you be if you had tribbles trying to eat your metal legs? )

I believe moments like this make my point about the Force's sense of humor all the more valid. Where am I needed?

Who: Harry Dresden & Ed Elric
What: The wizard is showing the alchemist magic
Where: Harry's lab
When: Backdated to before the tribbles happened
Warnings | Status: None | Complete

( What happens if you don't believe? )

Who: Texas and North Dakota
What: Tex and North talk.
When: During this thread.
Where: The Observatory
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( North planted himself in a better position and set himself up to stand sentinel over his friends. )

Who: The Freelancers, Roy Mustang & Edward Elric
What: Ed and Roy see the MJOLNIR armor for the first time.
When: Evening, right after this.
Where: The Observatory
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( It kept the tribbles out. It didn’t keep out the Spartans. )

I believe the temporary evacuation fares well. We are currently on schedule - passenger ships are leaving Knowhere at a brisk pace, some off to relief stations on nearby planets and others only temporarily orbiting the station. I am currently beyond the walls, watching as hundreds of crafts depart. It is quite a vision, and to have organized this massive endeavor so quickly deserves high praise for everyone involved.

At last check, there were still several long lines for those who wish to leave. Please keep an eye out for stragglers - I realize that many have opted to stay behind of their own volition, but there may yet be others who are needlessly lingering. Any ships that are free and still fueled should carefully return to pick up new passengers.


Alchemy team, are you likewise ready? When the last shuttles have taken flight, I will inform our you so that you may begin the process.

[Torunn]
ich brauche can yoiu follow my drone to a place i put food and bring it to me

I will be leaving shortly for Earth. Until then, I retain my ability to travel unimpeded by ravenous tribbles, should anyone wish to hire me to convey packages.

Where's my brother? He's not back yet. Anyone heard from Alphonse Elric? I don't

So like... there isn't demons or anything like that on this Earth, is there?

I know how to deal with them. I'm just not in the mood lately.

[Filtered to Freelancers & Harry]

Alight, roll call. Where is everyone?

The apartment's been over-run.. I tried to keep them out, but there was no where to push them to.

I went out the window and I'm sitting on the roof..

I'm okay! No need to worry, but..

I'm sorry, Brother

Alright, considering I know fuck all about Earth give me dog/nug friendly places. Also don't know how these things keep getting back in, but I keep finding them.

Has me hoping these things never catch the Blight.

Characters: Meetra Surik (Narrative but open to any fellow Dantooine people)
When/Where: Dantooine/Wednesday
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 (mentions of death, dying, grief, betrayal)

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