[Ucchii woke up this morning stuck in a hairy situation. On any other day it's easy for him to forget how long and thick his hair is because it's usually easy to manage, but today it sits in a tangled pile on his head, refusing to be tamed by any brush Ucchii wields himself. This is clearly a two-person job.
Once his hair gets put in order, he will be hard at work helping anyone in need, but in the meantime he's in need himself.]