+++ 奇跡国 - Miracle Country +++

King-dono's List of Birthday Activities

Item 1: Eat a lot.
Item 2: Drink a lot.
Item 3: Dance more with everyone.
Item 4: Keep making out with my boyfriend.

[Twenty minutes after the list goes up, Utsusemimaru, still not aware that he had posted it, edits to add in:]

King-dono's List of After-Party Activities

Item 1: Teach Utsusemimaru how to prepare King-dono's favorite foods.

[Another edit goes up only a minute later written in illegible scribbles:]

どうか拙者の事をお許しくだされーーーーーーーーー！！！

[Zero is feeding one of the cuckoo toys on one of the counters of Hinahito. It's a sleepy little thing and quickly nods off. The first thing you might notice about Hinahito--is it's really quiet. Zero has done a pretty spectacular job of putting all of the toys he's found to sleep as quick as possible.]

I seem to have things under control down here at Hanahito, if any of you want to get away from the noise.

[He's been running things pretty much on his own since Shara left with help from the few employees that had been recruited right before she went missing.]

My food costs are taking a hit, but--

[There is a stray cuckoo sounding, it's quiet but Zero immediately drops the subject and starts opening cupboards to track it down.]

At least we're open.

[He moves a large sack out of the way, only to have a stream of crystals spill out onto the floor.]

Dammit. Did you have to get into the salt?