Penny Adiyodi | The Magicians (option 1)
[Invasion happening, you say? Well fuck that and fuck you because when he can’t cast and can’t travel, then he’s just fucked and he’s so not happy about it. So here’s Penny hauling ass to get the fuck out of the way as fast as he can]
[You’ll likely hear him coming, too, since it’s an endless chant:] Fuck, shit, fuck, what the fuck!