WriterZilch (writerzilch) wrote in kinkfest, @ 2007-09-18 18:42:00 |
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[fic] "Explosive Results", FFVII (Rude/Reno)
Title: Explosive Results
Author: writerzilch
Rating: R
Warnings: Slightly non-worksafe? But no graphic descriptions.
Summary: Reno's face lit up. It was really sort of scary to see a grown man beaming like a kid on Midwinter Morning at the prospect of setting up a bomb that would take out nearly a full city block.
"Stop crossing the wires."
"I'm not crossing the--"
"You are! You're crossing the wires! I see red, I see blue--"
"Reno, I am not crossing the fucking wires."
Rude sat back on his heels and glared up at his partner. Reno was antsy, even more so than usual, practically hopping from foot to foot like a little kid who wants the candy now dammit now. Rude took a deep breath and adjusted his sunglasses.
I'm gonna be sorry I asked...
"Do you want to do this?" he said.
Reno's face lit up. It was really sort of scary to see a grown man beaming like a kid on Midwinter Morning at the prospect of setting up a bomb that would take out nearly a full city block.
Rude sighed and scooted back, gesturing for Reno to take over. "You're a sick fuck, partner."
"Yeah," Reno replied, hunching over the bomb, "but I'm a good one. Hand me the timer."
After that there was a minimum of chatter. Reno could concentrate like nothing else when he needed to, although he usually saved up all his attention for nonlethal pointless crap like pinball and getting plastered. Watching him meticulously wire large explosives made Rude suddenly glad that Reno was on his side.
"There." Reno sat back with a wide grin. "Tell me that ain't perfect. This shit will fuck you up."
Rude glanced at the handiwork, but his eyes couldn't pick out a single stray wire. "Not bad," he admitted. "Which one's the failsafe?"
"Yellow one. Okay, what d'you want the countdown set to?"
"Surprise me." Rude stood, dusting off his knees.
Reno's grin went sharp and crooked. "Surprise you like, 'set just enough time to get out of here' surprise, or 'set just enough time to get out of here after a quick blowjob' surprise?"
Rude actually did a doubletake. "You're kidding me."
Reno pressed buttons, his fingers light and quick. "Would I kid about something like this? Get over here."
"Forget it. Reno--"
"We have plenty of time." He rose up on his knees, blocking Rude's view of the digital countdown. "You trust me, don'tcha?"
"No," said Rude, and it was almost a lie. "Fuck, Reno--"
"Sorry, a fuck might be pushing it. Are you gonna get your dick out, or do you need help?"
Rude sighed again and went for his belt.