e-mail to scroll staff; To: 'Scroll Staff' From: 'Simon Liebowitz - Head Editor' Subject: Page Three Initiative
Alright team, listen up! I've had a revolutionary idea. Our circulation has been low lately, and to counteract it I say we take a page from our friends across the pond, so to speak. I propose we introduce a new feature in the Scroll:
PAGE THREE GIRLS!
Now I don't want anyone making any close-minded snap judgments about this - page three girls are a tried and true initiative and a tasteful way to add a little bit of pizazz to a medium that is oft perceived as dry and clinical. Give us a little oomph. I'll start a drive for models, but I was thinking a great way to get the ball rolling would be to feature one of our own in the flagship article!
So, what do you say Julie?
Simon M. Liebowitz, Esq. Head Editor, The Sorcerer's Scroll