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log: dawn mellings and brendan phillips. [
September 19th, 2008 @ 4:40pm

WHO: Dawn Mellings and Brendan Phillips.
WHEN: September 7th, 1 A.M.-ish (after this post)
WHERE: Fantasia Garden Apartments
SUMMARY: Brendan walks Dawn to her door after hanging out for his birthday. He goes in for a kiss and she gets too flustered.

We should really start hanging out more, since it's our last year and all. )
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e-mail to scroll staff; [
September 16th, 2008 @ 1:17pm

To: 'Scroll Staff'
From: 'Simon Liebowitz - Head Editor'
Subject: Page Three Initiative

Alright team, listen up! I've had a revolutionary idea. Our circulation has been low lately, and to counteract it I say we take a page from our friends across the pond, so to speak. I propose we introduce a new feature in the Scroll:


Now I don't want anyone making any close-minded snap judgments about this - page three girls are a tried and true initiative and a tasteful way to add a little bit of pizazz to a medium that is oft perceived as dry and clinical. Give us a little oomph. I'll start a drive for models, but I was thinking a great way to get the ball rolling would be to feature one of our own in the flagship article!

So, what do you say Julie?

Simon M. Liebowitz, Esq.
Head Editor, The Sorcerer's Scroll
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September 10th, 2008 @ 2:27am

Posted pretty much everywhere on campus. )
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September 7th, 2008 @ 7:03pm

WHAT: It involves floating pink Jello and talking rocks. And sleep.
WHEN: Evening and night of Sunday, September 7, 2008
WHERE: PJ and Casey's dorm room in Port Orleans B (the co-ed one)
RATING: PG-13 for a reference to mild prescription drug abuse

Every night, Peter wonders how it's possible for his mind to make this shit up... )
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email to casey papadakis [
September 5th, 2008 @ 12:38pm

TO: Casey Papadakis
FROM: Mitch Olsen
SUBJECT: (no subject)

So I was wondering... my dad's gonna kill me if he finds out my roommate's going away this weekend and

Wanna hang out this weekend? You can say no, it's ok. Just thought I'd ask since we haven't really gotten to catch up yet.

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September 4th, 2008 @ 5:42pm

WHO: Jarvis Ramsay (The Basil of Baker Street) and Vikram Kapoor (The Dawson)
WHAT: Accidental meetings ftw?
WHEN: Late afternoon, September 4th.
WHERE: Laboratory and testing wing of St. Walter General Hospital, Kingdom, Florida.
RATING: PG-13 for discussion of dead people? idek.

I've found it! )
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I'm in your RPGs, doing your narratives. [
September 3rd, 2008 @ 12:08pm

WHAT: Hello, Miss Quesada, welcome to Nightmareland, USA.
WHEN: Extreme early morning of Wednesday, 3 September.
WHERE: The Quesada bedroom at Unprecedented Failhouse.
RATING: R for language at times, along with some gross things. (Way to make Disney not appropriate, Allison.)

So she coped, as one is wont to do: from Fanta to coffee in the mornings, lots of kicking shins in the middle of labs, taking little snippets of naps and allowing Santo to take the wheel. )
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September 1st, 2008 @ 4:34am

TO: Grace Logan.
FROM: Jean-Luc Haupert-Collins.
SUBJECT: (no subject)

This isn't
I didn't mean to do that, but he was tresp
You have to understand

Look. I didn't know it was your father. Alfred let him in without informing me, as he apparently recognized him from his old tutoring days. I didn't. I found a strange, harried man sitting in my home, eating my food, completely at his ease. What did you expect me to do? I have nothing but my privacy, Grace. And I'm the son of a bloody diplomat. What if it had been some sort of attack? What if I'd walked in and it wasn't a man in my chair, but a man with a bomb strapped to his chest?

I overreact I shouldn't

I made a mistake

- John.
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August 29th, 2008 @ 4:01pm

Who: Anya (The Kanga) and TJ (The Tigger)
What: Dinner proceedings
When: Friday night
Where: 100 Acre Hood and beyond

In which there are sundaes on a Friday... )
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August 28th, 2008 @ 9:43am

Who: May Decatur (The March Hare), NPCs~
When Wednesday Night, mostly after this.
Where: Firecrotch Suite, then to the ever classy Hooters.
What: The inevitable engagement.
Rated: R-ish for drug use?

Well, I've been afraid of changing, 'cause I've built my life around you~ )
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August 27th, 2008 @ 2:52pm

Who: Kilroy Benson, NPC Kurt
Where: Parking lot outside of the Robinson Theater
When: Wednesday night
What: Kilroy gets beat up!

When you speak to me, I speak too pleasantly. Where's the knife? Where's the fire? Am I saint or a liar? )
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August 26th, 2008 @ 11:35pm

TO: Cicely Deacon.
FROM: Jean-Luc Haupert-Collins.
SUBJECT: (no subject)

Do you need
Is your family
You are not hunting an alligator for

Do you need money.
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August 26th, 2008 @ 10:44am

Who: Simon Liebowitz (THE SCUTTLE) and Julie Isley (THE WENDY DARLING)
What: Julie looks for some writing experience with the Scroll
When: Late afternoon, Tuesday
Where: The Sorcerer's Scroll office, the Union Building
Rating: PG

A small placard, the kind that could be cheaply engraved at the mall, read his name along with 'HEAD EDITOR' in front of him. )
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The Sorcerer's Scroll - Tues, Aug 26th 2008 [
August 26th, 2008 @ 12:03am

The Sorcerer's Scroll
August 26, 2008

by Simon M. Liebowitz

With Tropical Storm Fay having moved on to wreak its carnage on other parts of our poor country, the citizens of Kingdom are left to pick up the pieces of their shattered lives - at least, those that survived. Keep reading... )

by Simon M. Liebowitz

As any with classes in Innovation C have now come to realize, the administration of Kingdom University have imposed an arbitrary closure of Room 356 with no warning or explanation. If they thought they could commit such random totalitarian acts without questions being asked, they were unfortunately wrong. Keep reading... )

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August 25th, 2008 @ 8:36am

Who: Kilroy and May (The Hatter and The March Hare)
When: Monday afternoon~ TEA TIME :D
Where: May's garden.
What: It's the Unbirthday party they have EVERY YEAR.
Rated: idk idk. C for cute?

'Imagine just one birthday every year...' 'Ah, but there are 364 unbirthdays!' 'Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer!' )
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August 24th, 2008 @ 1:13pm

Kingdom University
Raymond College of Mathematics and Sciences
Department of Physics and Astronomy


TO: M. Fey
FROM: M. Ambrose
CC: T. Allen, J. Woods, G. House, R. Howard
DATE: 23/08/08
SUBJECT: Project Magic Mirror

This is an update to let you all know that there has been a breakthrough in Project Magic Mirror. Because of the aims of Project Magic Mirror, the nature of our progress is obviously, not information that can be leaked to the general public. Not yet. To that end, the research team is taking a number of steps to ensure that this information remains classified. Please find them enclosed below:
  • Details of what we found are strictly limited to myself, the research team for Project Magic Mirror, and Professor Mallory Fey.

  • Access to Room No. 356 of Innovation C is strictly off limits to anyone who is not a part of the research team effective immediately.

  • All files pertaining to Project Magic Mirror are FORBIDDEN to leave Room No. 356 of Innovation C. All electronic data will be encrypted, effective immediately.
  • Please adhere to all of these steps in order to keep this project under wraps as closely as possible. I'm sure I don't have to tell you how important this is, but I must emphasize all the same: if any word of this endeavor leaked out beyond our control or without our knowledge, the project would be shut down, and our professional reputations would stand to be damaged beyond repair.

    Thank you all for your cooperation,

    Dr. Marlon Ambrose
    Department Chair
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    August 21st, 2008 @ 3:17pm

    Who: Billy Jameson (THE JOHN SMITH) and Mattie Bolek (THE POCAHONTAS)
    What: Billy tries to save Mattie from the elements
    When: Immediately after this
    Where: Somewhere just outside of Coronado C
    Rating: PG

    He drew in a resolute breath, set his jaw, and pushed the door open into the tempest. )
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    The Sorcerer's Scroll - Tues, Aug 19th 2008 [
    August 20th, 2008 @ 2:03pm

    ((Released shortly after the Chancellor's announcement and distributed haphazardly - mostly to the effect of providing excess debris to be blown around when the winds kicked up))

    The Sorcerer's Scroll
    August 19, 2008
    by Simon M. Liebowitz

    ATTENTION STUDENT BODY: This is an urgent emergency edition of the Scroll to be used as a SURVIVAL COMPANION throughout the impending tragedy of Tropical Storm Fay. We here at the Scroll are devoted to the well-being of our readership, and intend to arm you with the information necessary to help you persevere through the ravages of a storm that left Naples looking like New Orleans post-Katrina. Any storm that can move from Italy to Florida in the span of one day is destined to have devastating effects!

    Upon first signs of landfall it is imperative that citizens make for the highest possible point available with the utmost haste. As Kingdom University is not far above sea level flash flooding is almost guaranteed. If you are in a vehicle evacuate immediately and make for high ground. While still water may appear safe, do not, repeat, do not make any attempts to swim to your destination, for the rising waters will not only be beset by strong currents become dangerous hunting grounds for the indigenous alligator population, as well as more dangerous creatures moving inland from the sea.

    Furthermore, stay away from trees, towers or any other likely conduits for lightning strikes. Furthermore stay away from electrical appliances and computers, and avoid using cell phones, for if lightning strikes a communication tower at the right moment it could send lethal feedback directly through said device and into your body. It is strongly advised that any networked electronic devices be destroyed immediately for the sake of one’s personal safety.

    In the very likely event of a tornado… Well, this reporter prays that such an event never comes to pass, for all that would be left is to make peace with your respective god and accept the consequences we’ve brought down for thinking ourselves the masters of Mother Nature.

    From those of us here at the Scroll, good luck… and godspeed.

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    Jonah Finnegan's, like, totally boss. [
    August 18th, 2008 @ 9:22pm

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    August 18th, 2008 @ 4:16pm

    The Kingdom University campus will be closed on Tuesday, August 19, due to Tropical Storm Fay's potential impact to Central Florida. All KU activities both on campus and at off-campus locations are canceled for Tuesday. KU will reopen for regular operations at 8 a.m. on Wednesday, August 20 unless you are otherwise notified by email and/or local news media.

    As with all such impending serious weather events, a number of factors are considered when making the decision on whether to close the University. This includes at a minimum important preparation time for students, faculty and staff, as well as potentially unsafe driving conditions to and from the campus. Safety is the university’s top priority, and this decision will allow students and employees to concentrate on preparing for Fay

    The KU website will be updated regularly with more information, so keep your eyes on

    Thank you all for your cooperation,
    Chancellor Michael Eisner
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