Thread Index
Okay, folks. Seeing as how it's hard to find things over on GJ, I actually compiled all the threads and made an index, putting them in chronological order with summaries and links.
You may start your worshiping. And when I say 'may' I do, of course, mean PRAISE ME NOW, DAMN IT! This took EIGHT hours!
Thank you.
So, without further ado:
Please note that the names in brackets are fairly accurate, but as threads continue sometimes characters are added and I miss them.
On Primary Meetings Wherein Dick comes to the island, Hayate possesses him, Kisame tries to killhelp, and Dick ends up with a job. [Kisame, Dick]
Mornings Suck Iruka finds himself washed up on shore with no memory of the last few years. Raidou finds Iruka, and is thrilled. Also a little crazy. It's a defense mechanism. [Iruka, Raidou]
What The Tide Washed In Genma arrives! Almost dead, granted, but a deal with the devil a demon fixes that. Iruka proves himself a kelpto. [Iruka, Genma, Raidou]
Making Up For Lost Time Iruka makes himself scarce while Raidou and Genma have sex. No, really. NC-17 [Iruka, Genma, Raidou]
Three's Company Dick and Hayate meet Iruka, who then meets Kisame. Kisame is totally willing to pimp Dick. Dick isn't amused. Kisame and Iruka argue; Hayate freaks. [Dick, Hayate, Iruka, Kisame]
A Girls'...uh, A Ghost, A Shinobi and Dick's Shopping Spree Iruka buys Dick pants, Dick uses Iruka as a shield to keep The Tailors from groping, and Iruka mourns the fact that Dick is straight while not looking at his assnot lusting after himnot noticing how incredibly hot Dick isnot fallng hard for dimples paying for clothing. Dick is clueless. [Iruka, Dick, tailors]
Three's a Crowd thread continued Dick feels threatened; more shit hits the fan, and when Raidou freaks Dick escapes. Iruka persues. [Dick, Iruka, Genma, Raidou, Hayate]
Everything Will Be All Right Genma deals with Raidou's fallout directly after the Three's a Crowd thread. [Genma, Raidou]
Chase Directly after the Three's a Crowd thread, Dick runs. Iruka chases. Kisame stops the fight. [Dick, Iruka, Kisame]
The Body Wars part 1 Dick recovers from Hayate's jaunt in his body last night. Kisame stuffs him full of chakra. They meet a giant sea-penis. Much fun is had. [Kisame, Dick]
Let's Discuss Your Career Options Raidou gets a job with Kisame, then Genma and Iruka get clothes. They all go to meet the fae to make sure there's no dick-bugs. Chickness ensues. [Raidou, Kisame, Genma, Iruka, fae]
Barter Iruka barters for the return of his ruby. [Iruka, fae]
Take Your Lover To Work Day Raidou takes Genma to his new place of work--Kisame's bar, Killing Time. Genma picks a fight. Genma gets drunk. Genma has a talk with his summons. Genma pukes. And Genma makes declarations of drunken love. [Raidou, Genma, Kisame]
The Body Wars Round One: FIGHT! Dick regains consciousness to find himself very sore from whatever Hayate had been up to. Kisame helpfully rubs his shoulders. Then there's bondage. Hard R, light NC-17. [Dick, Kisame]
The Body Wars: Post Three Bondage works! Napping in the sun, however, leads to possessions and dress-wearing. [Dick, Hayate, Kisame]
And Then There Was One While Kisame and Kakashi are in town, Dick does some snooping and finds Kisame's bedroom. Kisame finds Dick. One thing leads to another, and soon it's sex and knives. ...what? [Dick, Kisame]
Body Wars: Interlude. Ish. Hayate grabs Dick's body and bolts. He finds Genma, who heals the knife-wound, and they go to see the fae... who close doors. Genma and Hayate hash out past mistakes. [Genma, Hayate]
Duo Drops In Duo arrives! Iruka meets Jiraiya for the first time. Again. [Duo, Iruka, Jiraiya]
Same Shit, Different Beach Iruka and Duo get acquainted, do some chakra-training, get some clothes, and Iruka points Duo in Dick's direction. [Iruka, Duo]
Just Like Old Times. Only, Not Old teammates meet up. Fights break out. Misunderstandings abound, but work themselves around Kakashi's new job. [Kakashi, Kisame, Raidou, Genma, Jiraiya, goblins]
Not Tonight, Baby, I Have A Headache Jiraiya gets drunk and is abducted. Kakashi serves beer. Raidou cooks and fusses. Genma has a headache. And Kisame, returning from pounding Hayate, discusses a blue cock ring. [Jiraiya, Kisame, Genma, Raidou, Kakashi]
occifer occifer i'm not as think as you drunk i am! While everyone else is at the bar, Iruka finds Hayate completely drunk. They get him sober, talk, find a hotel, take a good look at Hayate's new rune. [Iruka, Hayate]
Slam, Bam, Thank You, Ma'am! Kisame and Kakashi are sparring. Or flirting. I'm not sure. Sadly, they're interupted, and Kisame sends Kakashi after Hayate. [Kisame, Kakashi, Itachi]
Oh, Sweet Freedom! While Kisame deals with Itachi, Kakashi goes after Hayate in Dick's body. Dick finds an unexpected ally against Namoka. [Kakashi, Dick]
Unconscious Conversations Unconscious, Genma and Hayate can talk. Takes place in tandem to "Is It Hot In Here?" [Genma, Hayate, Raidou]
Stars, Glitter, Kittens, Oh My Kisame has a kitten-fit. Kakashi, Kisame, and Dick have a chat. And then they do other things. NC-17 [Kisame, Kakashi, Dick]
Big Damn Hero Hang-Over Blues The morning after horror, and everyone is slowly trying to put themselves together again. [Dick, Duo, Kisame, Kakashi]
Dealing with Ex-Girlfriends A visit from Kisame's ex becomes a different sort of meeting. [Dick, Duo, Kakashi, Kisame]
Wanted: Ruby Slippers Dick and Duo patch each other up, while the others have a reunion of sorts. [Dick, Duo]
Genma at the Crossroads Genma's on a bit of a walk when he meets a stranger at a crossroads. [Genma, stranger]
Clean Up Crew Lorne arrives. Raidou searches for his missing boyfriend. [Lorne, Iruka, Raidou]
Dick Grayson: Lush Dick uses one of the oldest painkillers in the world, and gets hammered. Then has sex with Kisame. Then is taken to see the giant robot in the forest. NC-17 [Dick, Kisame]
The Cat's Out Of The Bag Kakashi sees Itachi on the way to the bar, and attempts to stall him. [Kakashi, Itachi]
The Morning After The Night Before Lorne heads to Killing Time, and discovers Ehmoi. Takes place the same time as Gotta Love The Smell of Engines in the Morning. [Lorne, Ehmoi]
Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed... Two days after he left, Genma returns from his talk with the stranger in the crossroads. There's a beautiful wedding ceremony... well, okay, it's Namoka. 'Beautiful' and 'ceremony' both get a little leeway. [Genma, Raidou]
Crash Landing Above The Beach Trowa arrives! And accidentally slaughters the mermaids Jiraiya was peeping at. The Mermaid Queen is UNHAPPY. Takes place at the same time as "The Morning After The Night Before" and "Gotta Love The Smell of Engines in the Morning." [Jiraiya, Trowa, Lorne]
Trees: 5. Dick: 0 Dick, in need of help training, enlists Kakashi's aid. Takes place the morning after "The Morning After The Night Before" and "Gotta Love The Smell of Engines in the Morning" and "Crash Landing Above the Beach." [Dick, Kakashi]