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jbmcdragon ([info]jbmcdragon) wrote in [info]killingtime,
@ 2008-05-05 19:26:00

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Thread Index
Okay, folks. Seeing as how it's hard to find things over on GJ, I actually compiled all the threads and made an index, putting them in chronological order with summaries and links.

You may start your worshiping. And when I say 'may' I do, of course, mean PRAISE ME NOW, DAMN IT! This took EIGHT hours!

Thank you.

So, without further ado:


Please note that the names in brackets are fairly accurate, but as threads continue sometimes characters are added and I miss them.

On Primary Meetings
Wherein Dick comes to the island, Hayate possesses him, Kisame tries to killhelp, and Dick ends up with a job.
[Kisame, Dick]

Mornings Suck
Iruka finds himself washed up on shore with no memory of the last few years. Raidou finds Iruka, and is thrilled. Also a little crazy. It's a defense mechanism.
[Iruka, Raidou]


What The Tide Washed In
Genma arrives! Almost dead, granted, but a deal with the devil a demon fixes that. Iruka proves himself a kelpto.
[Iruka, Genma, Raidou]


Making Up For Lost Time
Iruka makes himself scarce while Raidou and Genma have sex. No, really. NC-17
[Iruka, Genma, Raidou]


Three's Company
Dick and Hayate meet Iruka, who then meets Kisame. Kisame is totally willing to pimp Dick. Dick isn't amused. Kisame and Iruka argue; Hayate freaks.
[Dick, Hayate, Iruka, Kisame]


A Girls'...uh, A Ghost, A Shinobi and Dick's Shopping Spree
Iruka buys Dick pants, Dick uses Iruka as a shield to keep The Tailors from groping, and Iruka mourns the fact that Dick is straight while not looking at his ass not lusting after him not noticing how incredibly hot Dick is not fallng hard for dimples paying for clothing. Dick is clueless.
[Iruka, Dick, tailors]


Two's Company, Three's A Crowd, More In The Bedroom Is Never Allowed
Iruka takes Dick 'home' to talk to Raidou and Genma. Hayate comes back. The shit hits the fan.
[Genma, Raidou, Iruka, Dick, Hayate]

Three's a Crowd thread continued
Dick feels threatened; more shit hits the fan, and when Raidou freaks Dick escapes. Iruka persues.
[Dick, Iruka, Genma, Raidou, Hayate]


Everything Will Be All Right
Genma deals with Raidou's fallout directly after the Three's a Crowd thread.
[Genma, Raidou]


Chase
Directly after the Three's a Crowd thread, Dick runs. Iruka chases. Kisame stops the fight.
[Dick, Iruka, Kisame]


Wherein Hayate Is A Dick. Or Something Like That.
Hayate swipes Dick's body. He and Iruka have sex, have a talk, and Hayate takes off again.
[Hayate, Iruka]


The Body Wars part 1
Dick recovers from Hayate's jaunt in his body last night. Kisame stuffs him full of chakra. They meet a giant sea-penis. Much fun is had.
[Kisame, Dick]


Let's Discuss Your Career Options
Raidou gets a job with Kisame, then Genma and Iruka get clothes. They all go to meet the fae to make sure there's no dick-bugs. Chickness ensues.
[Raidou, Kisame, Genma, Iruka, fae]


Barter
Iruka barters for the return of his ruby.
[Iruka, fae]


Take Your Lover To Work Day
Raidou takes Genma to his new place of work--Kisame's bar, Killing Time. Genma picks a fight. Genma gets drunk. Genma has a talk with his summons. Genma pukes. And Genma makes declarations of drunken love.
[Raidou, Genma, Kisame]


The Body Wars Round One: FIGHT!
Dick regains consciousness to find himself very sore from whatever Hayate had been up to. Kisame helpfully rubs his shoulders. Then there's bondage. Hard R, light NC-17.
[Dick, Kisame]


The Body Wars: Post Three
Bondage works! Napping in the sun, however, leads to possessions and dress-wearing.
[Dick, Hayate, Kisame]


Would've Been Here Earlier, But Got Lost on the Road of Life
Kakashi arrives, and gets a job working for Kisame. Hey, why not? They get mangoes, a dress, and run into Kakashi's old shipmate.
[Kakashi, Kisame, Dick]


And Then There Was One
While Kisame and Kakashi are in town, Dick does some snooping and finds Kisame's bedroom. Kisame finds Dick. One thing leads to another, and soon it's sex and knives.
...what?
[Dick, Kisame]

He Couldn't Really Say He'd Been Shanghai'd...
Jiraiya arrives! He finds the bar. More shit hits the fan.
[Jiraiya, Dick, Hayate, Kisame, Kakashi]


Body Wars: Interlude. Ish.
Hayate grabs Dick's body and bolts. He finds Genma, who heals the knife-wound, and they go to see the fae... who close doors. Genma and Hayate hash out past mistakes.
[Genma, Hayate]


Duo Drops In
Duo arrives! Iruka meets Jiraiya for the first time. Again.
[Duo, Iruka, Jiraiya]


Same Shit, Different Beach
Iruka and Duo get acquainted, do some chakra-training, get some clothes, and Iruka points Duo in Dick's direction.
[Iruka, Duo]


Just Like Old Times. Only, Not
Old teammates meet up. Fights break out. Misunderstandings abound, but work themselves around Kakashi's new job.
[Kakashi, Kisame, Raidou, Genma, Jiraiya, goblins]


Life is Pain. Black Nailpolish Needed. Also, Bad Poetry and an LJ
Kisame and Hayate come to an agreement regarding Dick's body.
[Kisame, Hayate]


Not Tonight, Baby, I Have A Headache
Jiraiya gets drunk and is abducted. Kakashi serves beer. Raidou cooks and fusses. Genma has a headache. And Kisame, returning from pounding Hayate, discusses a blue cock ring.
[Jiraiya, Kisame, Genma, Raidou, Kakashi]


occifer occifer i'm not as think as you drunk i am!
While everyone else is at the bar, Iruka finds Hayate completely drunk. They get him sober, talk, find a hotel, take a good look at Hayate's new rune.
[Iruka, Hayate]


I'll Take Some Information To Go, Please
Duo gets to Kisame's bar, but there's no sign of Dick. Kisame doesn't trust people who ask questions.
[Kisame, Duo]


Ninja? What Ninja?
Hayate tests the rune.
[Hayate]


Hangovers Always Suck
Jiraiya escapes his kidnappers.
[Jiraiya, goblins]


Never Trust A Blue Bartender
Duo starts a trend by having a bad day. Kisame gets information.
[Duo, Kisame, Kakashi]


The Princess Has Arrived
Itachi finds Kisame's bar. Duo continues his trend.
[Itachi, Duo]


Slam, Bam, Thank You, Ma'am!
Kisame and Kakashi are sparring. Or flirting. I'm not sure. Sadly, they're interupted, and Kisame sends Kakashi after Hayate.
[Kisame, Kakashi, Itachi]


Keep going, Keep Going, Keep Going--Can't
Duo continues his trend. The cavalry arrives.
[Duo, Iruka, Genma, Raidou]


Oh, Sweet Freedom!
While Kisame deals with Itachi, Kakashi goes after Hayate in Dick's body. Dick finds an unexpected ally against Namoka.
[Kakashi, Dick]


Fetching Fellow Fine Feathered Friend and whathisname with the HAIR.
The group starts back to Killing Time on Kisame's orders while Dick and Kakashi are hashing things out in 'Oh, Sweet Freedom!' People are so happy. */sarcasm*
[Raidou, Genma, Iruka, Duo]


Mish Mosh
Everyone descends on the bar in an attempt to KEEP the shit from hitting the fan.
[Raidou, Genma, Dick, Kakashi, Hayate, Iruka, Jiraiya]


Glittertown
The... glitter... hits the fan.
[Genma, Kakashi, Dick, Hayate]


Is It Hot In Here, Or Is It Just Me?
Things start to finally get sorted out.
[Genma, Raidou, Dick, Hayate, Jiraiya, Iruka]


So, You're Not Dead (Translation: Missed You, Deadly Baby)
Kisame and Itachi get, ahem, reacquainted, unknowing about the glitter hitting the fan back at the bar. NC-17
[Kisame, Itachi]

Pillow Talk
Post coital torture.
[Kisame, Itachi]


Unconscious Conversations
Unconscious, Genma and Hayate can talk. Takes place in tandem to "Is It Hot In Here?"
[Genma, Hayate, Raidou]


Stars, Glitter, Kittens, Oh My
Kisame has a kitten-fit. Kakashi, Kisame, and Dick have a chat. And then they do other things. NC-17
[Kisame, Kakashi, Dick]


Mornings After Are Never Fun
Dick and Duo finally get together.
[Dick, Duo]


The Slaver Saga, part one
Duo and Dick attempt an escape. (The whole Saga is rated NC-17 for rape and violence)
[Dick, Duo]


The Slaver Saga, part two
They just have to survive for twenty-four hours.
[Dick, Duo]


The Slaver Saga, part three
The calvalry arrives.
[Dick, Duo, Kisame, Ehmoi]


The Slaver Saga, part four
Sometimes, not even being home can make it better.
[Dick, Duo, Kisame, Hayate, Kakashi, Ehmoi]


Hello! My Name Is Jiraiya!
Jiraiya finds gainful employment.
[Jiriaiya]


Of Urchins and Dollmakers
The physical problems from the Slaver Saga are dealt with.
[Dick, Kakashi, Kisame, Hayate]


The Boys and the Jar of DOOM
Duo deals by sticking close to Dick. Dick deals by taking off.
[Dick, Duo, Kakashi, Kisame, Iruka, Hayate]


And Yet More Demons
Hayate makes a new friend, which is fitting since he has a new body. NC-17 for a bit in the middle.
[Hayate, Crowley]


Dealing is a Hard Concept
Duo copes through thirty-six dances.
[Duo, Kakashi]


Ar Hyd Nos
Dick wakes to a nightmare. Duo finds he's carrying one.
[Dick, Duo, Kakashi, Kisame]


Turn Ons: Long Walks On The Beach, Holding Hands...
Genma tries to go with it. Raidou tries to catch ass-butterflies.
[Raidou, Genma]


Big Damn Hero Hang-Over Blues
The morning after horror, and everyone is slowly trying to put themselves together again.
[Dick, Duo, Kisame, Kakashi]


Dealing with Ex-Girlfriends
A visit from Kisame's ex becomes a different sort of meeting.
[Dick, Duo, Kakashi, Kisame]


Wanted: Ruby Slippers
Dick and Duo patch each other up, while the others have a reunion of sorts.
[Dick, Duo]


Genma at the Crossroads
Genma's on a bit of a walk when he meets a stranger at a crossroads.
[Genma, stranger]


Clean Up Crew
Lorne arrives. Raidou searches for his missing boyfriend.
[Lorne, Iruka, Raidou]


Dick Grayson: Lush
Dick uses one of the oldest painkillers in the world, and gets hammered. Then has sex with Kisame. Then is taken to see the giant robot in the forest. NC-17
[Dick, Kisame]


The Cat's Out Of The Bag
Kakashi sees Itachi on the way to the bar, and attempts to stall him.
[Kakashi, Itachi]


A Safe Place Is Where You Find It
Duo makes friends with Ehmoi and Kisame's weapons cellar.
[Ehmoi, Duo]

Gotta Love The Smell of Crypt Dust in the Morning
Kisame and Dick take Duo on a field trip to see the robot. Duo's reaction is unexpected.
[Duo, Dick, Kisame]

Gotta Love the Smell of Engines in the Morning
Dick waits for Duo to return. Kisame is almost patient.
[Dick, Kisame]

Ah, Nothing Like The Smell of Fish-Guts in the Morning
Discovering that Kisame won't trade information on demons for Hayate's body, Hayate decides that the best thing to do is go treasure hunting.
[Hayate, Crowley]


The Morning After The Night Before
Lorne heads to Killing Time, and discovers Ehmoi. Takes place the same time as Gotta Love The Smell of Engines in the Morning.
[Lorne, Ehmoi]

Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed...
Two days after he left, Genma returns from his talk with the stranger in the crossroads. There's a beautiful wedding ceremony... well, okay, it's Namoka. 'Beautiful' and 'ceremony' both get a little leeway.
[Genma, Raidou]

Crash Landing Above The Beach
Trowa arrives! And accidentally slaughters the mermaids Jiraiya was peeping at. The Mermaid Queen is UNHAPPY. Takes place at the same time as "The Morning After The Night Before" and "Gotta Love The Smell of Engines in the Morning."
[Jiraiya, Trowa, Lorne]

Trees: 5. Dick: 0
Dick, in need of help training, enlists Kakashi's aid.
Takes place the morning after "The Morning After The Night Before" and "Gotta Love The Smell of Engines in the Morning" and "Crash Landing Above the Beach."
[Dick, Kakashi]


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[info]bluebarkeep
2008-05-05 10:42 pm UTC (link)
I adore you! ADORE!

I shall kiss you with tongue!

Or cook for you. ^_^

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[info]jbmcdragon
2008-05-05 10:58 pm UTC (link)
*cracks UP* Cooking would be awesome! I wouldn't want to make Dark jealous. ;-D

J

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[info]bluebarkeep
2008-05-05 11:02 pm UTC (link)
Dark should recognize the quote.

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[info]jbmcdragon
2008-05-06 02:16 pm UTC (link)
It's a quote? >.>

J

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[info]not_solo
2008-05-06 05:10 pm UTC (link)
I do!

Or I will. Just as soon as you tell me where it's from. >.>

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[info]bluebarkeep
2008-05-06 11:42 pm UTC (link)
No. I refuse.

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[info]greyeyed_girl
2008-05-07 08:25 am UTC (link)
I don't know where it's from, but I'm pretty sure I've been threatened promised adoration with the same quote.

And also....

A THREAD INDEX, HOW I ADORE THEE!!!

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[info]jbmcdragon
2008-05-07 07:03 pm UTC (link)
*dies laughing!* Thank you! :D *bows* I'm quite pleased with myself. :D

J

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